WWS Awakening 11.22.08

( Fireworks shoot from the four ring posts as they spark a trail of small blasts up the ramp )

( Once at the top of the ramp, a massive pyrotechnics display begins )

( After 10 seconds of lights and sounds, the camera pans around the Coors Event Center, catching a glimpse at as many faces and signs as possible )

( Finally, after all the pomp and circumstance that is the beginning of a WWS event, the camera settles nicely on the broadcaster's table with Lena and Tiffany )

Tiffany: Stampeding right into the home of the University of Colorado Buffaloes, we welcome you to WWS Awakening!

Tiffany: I am Tiffany and alongside me to call all the action is Lena. Lena, tonight is a card full of potential history.

Lena: You couldn't more right. Tonight, all seven championships that are held by Insurgence will be on the line tonight in multi-person matches!

Tiffany: And it all starts with the WWS Heritage Championship. Terrell Yelder looks to walk out of Boulder the champion.

Lena: But he has a tough task in front of him as he takes on the very able KG Midnight, R-Dog and the former Heritage Champion, Macho King 2k8!

Tiffany: I wouldn't be surprised if the Macho King took back the crown tonight from Terrell!

Lena: It very well could happen. Also on the line is the WWS Television Championship!

Lena: Behemoth looks to successfully defend his title against C. Gangsterio, Patrick Eastman, and Dealer of Darkness.

Tiffany: Some may call Behemoth's road easy, but if he even thinks about overlooking these three warriors, we could have a new Television Champion!

Lena: But you have to agree that Behemoth is the odds-on-favorite to walk out with the gold.

Tiffany: One guy that is definitely being somewhat overlooked is our WWS Internet Champion, Jaywhy.

Tiffany: After an impressive win over Primetime Punisher and Behemoth last week, the WWS Internet Champion looks to be successful against Lady B, Joseph Honaker, and Stephen Miraculous.

Lena: Miraculous has won the WWS New Age Championship over on Chaos. This should be right up his alley.

Lena: However, I just don't know how you combat the dominance of Jaywhy.

Lena: The WWS Women's Championship is on the line as Trish Stratusphere looks to maintain her status on top of the Women's Division against Aaliyah Star and Kyrissy.

Tiffany: Kyrissy won an all important triple threat match last week so I know she is hungry and gunning for Trish to become the best in the Women's Division.

Lena: But can the young blood of the Women's Division take out the most dominant female in the WWS? Who knows?

Tiffany: The WWS Lightweight Championship is also on the line tonight as Slicky Tricky Damon looks to put his record-chasing tenure as champion on the line against Irv Steven, Fatal Fury, and Sexy 13!

Lena: Damon has been a fighting champion, but Sexy 13 and Irv Steven have been red-hot in the last few weeks.

Lena: And of course, you can not deny the all-around ability and tenacity of Fatal Fury. He looks to be the first person here since the brand split to win two different titles.

Tiffany: In a huge fatal four way tag team match, we have The Player's Club, The Young Guns, and Arctic Blast all looking to end the reign of WWS World Tag Team Champions, The Blayze Brothers.

Lena: The Blayzes look very strong as a team but you can't question the abilities of the three teams who look to take them off the top of the tag ranks.

Lena: And of course, in our main event, Primetime Punisher looks to hold onto the Insurgence flag as he defends our flagship title against Flash, SoulReaper, and Chris Holland.

Tiffany: Flash made his presence known last week by attacking Primetime Punisher after his match. Can Flash become the second Insurgence Champion?

Lena: The real question is whether or not Primetime Punisher and Flash will cancel each other out to let either Holland or SoulReaper claim the gold.

( “Welcome To The Jungle” by Guns N' Roses plays over the PA system )

Tiffany: It seems to me that Primetime Punisher's ears have been burning. He's on his way out here right now!

Lena: Well duh, that's obvious. But why is his music interrupting us?

( Punisher makes his way down to the ring, to a mixed reaction from the crowd )

Tiffany: I have no clue but I'm sure that the booing doesn't help matters. He looks pissed.

( Punisher enters the ring and snatches a microphone from Chad Francis as he readies himself to address the fans )

( Punisher paces around the ring as the crowd starts to cheer and awe )

Lena: I guess that Primetime Punisher isn't willing to wait till the main event.

( Primetime Punisher unhooks the belt with one hand from around his waist and holds in up )

Primetime Punisher: You think you will walk away from the building tonight with this belt? You have another thing coming.

Primetime Punisher: WWS Titles can't be won by sneak attacks so if you think you have a chance Flash, let's settle it right here and right now!

Lena: I'm a genius. That's exactly what I thought. He wants Flash right now!

( Punisher is visibly upset in the ring but is appeased as a spotlight is shown at the top of the ramp, with Flash standing in the middle of it )

Flash: Why so angry? Is it because you know you won't be champion for much longer? Or is it because you're mad because your job tonight is one of a bodyguard. Keeping that belt nice and save until about three hours from now when I leave here the Insurgence Champion?

Primetime Punisher: Does Brandon pay you to spread lies? You couldn't beat me on your best day! How about you quit talking and start walking down that ramp and take this title from me!

( Punisher lays the belt in front of him and motions with his hands to Flash to come to the ring )

Lena: Something tells me that Flash isn't going to answer his challenge!

( The crowd roars as SoulReaper and Chris Holland comes out of nowhere to attack the champion )

Tiffany: We are seeing a preview of what's to come still as Holland and SoulReaper are attacking Primetime Punisher!

Lena: Holland and SoulReaper clothesline Punisher out of the ring, leaving the two of them alone with the WWS Insurgence Championship.

Tiffany: Each grab for the belt now and they are staring a hole into one another! Forget later, the match is on now!

Tiffany: I don't know why. All the action is inside! SoulReaper and Holland are playing tug-of-war with the belt!

( Punisher moves towards Chad Francis and pulls him out of his seat )

Lena: The champion has an equalizer! That chair is sure to even the odds.

Tiffany: Both Holland and SoulReaper see Punisher coming and scatter to the outside.

Lena: Well everyone's blood is at a boiling point heading towards our main event!

Tiffany: If Primetime Punisher didn't have a reason to defend his championship successfully, he does now.

( The camera shows a close up of Primetime Punisher holding the back of his head while holding the WWS Insurgence Championship )

Narrator: The WWS ShopZone is primed and ready for the upcoming holiday season!

( T-Shirts representing $. Enterprises, Nick Davis, The Player's Club, and The Blayze Brothers are shown )

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Cruncher: Have you made the trip from Denver yet? Good. So you are here in the building? Even better. See you tonight.

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: Not much. We've got a big night going on, don't we?

Cruncher: Yeah, I'd say so. History could definitely be made tonight.

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: And I'm in the business of making money and history. Tonight should be a great night for Awakening!

( Brandon motions to the pot of hot chocolate on the buffet in his office )

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: So, how's the presidential chase?

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: I saw you brought in Cypher for an interview. Wise choice.

Cruncher: I thought so too. I just hope that he can get over his thoughts about me and do what's best for the WWS if I deem him the man for the job.

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: I'm sure he will. So who do you have on tap for tonight?

Cruncher: He should be walking through my office door any minute now. He's here in the building.

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: So, can you tell me who it is?

Cruncher: Well, I don't want to ruin the surprise, but he's from Chaos.

Cruncher: But I am. Actually, my next two interviewees are from the Chaos brand.

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: You aren't expecting me to work with Corky are you? I refuse to be his head promoter.

Cruncher: Brandon, I want you to stay on as head promoter no matter who I select as my successor.

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: Just tell me that you aren't interviewing Corky.

( Cruncher office door knocks as Brandon takes another sip of his hot chocolate )

( Brandon sees the next interviewee walk in and spits his hot chocolate out again )

Cruncher: Brandon, Kid Kronic has experience running a successful brand and has a long and healthy report with most of the WWS locker room.

KiD kRoNiC: But nothing! Now you need to leave so I can get my interview on.

( Brandon throws his cup of hot chocolate on the torso of Kid Kronic and storms out of the office )

KiD kRoNiC: Yeah, maybe that's why your brand is in the shitter. I've said it all along. Brandon has been in business for himself. Now can I get some napkins for this?

( Cruncher pages his assistant as the camera switches back to ringside )

Lena: It appears so! Cruncher really does want the best for Insurgence, even if it means sleeping with the enemy.

Tiffany: Remember that Insurgence and Chaos together make up the WWS. If one brand is floundering, the WWS as a whole flounders.

Tiffany: A win against Croatian Sensation will surely help build his confidence as he climbs up the ranks here on the Insurgence brand!

Lena: Right now, let's go backstage to Ernie Evans with Jimmy Spadez! Ernie?

Ernie Evans: My guest at this time is Jimmy Spadez. Hello Jimmy. Tonight you are in a triple threat match to try to climb the ranks of the WWS. How are you feeling? Are you ready?

Jimmy “The Blade” Spadez: Hell yeah I'm ready. Are you? It is time to make a name for Jimmy Spadez and that time is now. It's time to show everyone what I'm all about and I'm sorry for my two opponents. They don't stand a chance.

Jimmy “The Blade” Spadez: Of course I'm worried but that's not going to stop me from pulling off the win tonight. These butterflies in my stomach will only feul the fire within and by the end of the night Jimmy Spadez will have his hand raised.

Ernie Evans: An excited Jimmy Spadez is ready to make a name for himself in the WWS. Let's head to the ring for what should be a great matchup!

Jimmy "The Blade" Spadez (46) Defeats Johnny Vegas (0) and "The Pullie" Devin Clark (0)

Tiffany: That looked very one-sided considering it was a triple threat match.

Lena: No doubt. I guess Jimmy Spadez meant what he said. He wants up the card.

Heather: Well, I'm here awaiting the arrival of Donnie Turner. He hasn't been heard from since his loss last week.

( The tires screech across the parking lot pavement as Donnie pulls up in a 1973 tie-dyed Volkswagen Type 2 with Utah license plates that read “TIEDYE1” )

( As the door opens to unveil Donnie Turner, Heather makes a mad dash to the Volkswagen Bus )

Heather: Donnie, we have been worried sick! We haven't heard from you since your loss to Terrell Yelder. How are you?

“The Tie-Dye Terror” Donnie Turner: Dude! I respect Terrell 100 percent for everything he has done and last week he showed the world why he is the WWS Heritage Champion

“The Tie-Dye Terror” Donnie Turner: As much as I wanted that title around my waist, I wish him nothing but the best.

“The Tie-Dye Terror” Donnie Turner: However, Donnie Turner is not broken. I won't bend or buckle under any pressure.

“The Tie-Dye Terror” Donnie Turner: People may beat me physically, but no one can take my pride.

“The Tie-Dye Terror” Donnie Turner: With that said, I'm not going to bitch about it or make some excuse. Terrell was the better man. End of story.

“The Tie-Dye Terror” Donnie Turner: Tonight, I'm facing Brew and I'm ready for a fight.

“The Tie-Dye Terror” Donnie Turner: I'm ready tonight and ready every night.

“The Tie-Dye Terror” Donnie Turner: If anyone wants me, they know where to find me. Now if you will excuse me, I've got to get ready.

“The Tie-Dye Terror” Donnie Turner: Dude, I almost forgot! Peace out Colorado!

( Donnie smiles wide into the camera as the camera switches to ringside )

Lena: He should be. He put up a good effort last week. He just wasn't enough man for Terrell Yelder.

Tiffany: Something tells me that Donnie and Terrell are going to lock up again, perhaps for the WWS Heritage Championship.

Lena: That is if Terrell can retain tonight! That match, along with our other title matches are coming up later. Now, let's get down to ringside!

( The camera switches to Peter Papasso who is standing next to Flash )

Flash: I know how you broadcasters are. You'll talk to me no matter what I say or don't say.

Peter Papasso: Why did you attack Primetime Punisher from behind last week?

Flash: Because being champion, you have to be aware of everything or everyone around you and as we saw tonight he wasn't ready.

Flash: I knocked his ass out and in just an hour or so you will see that same image.

Flash: You see Peter, I'm a winner. Winners are not scared of anyone, especially Primetime Punisher.

Peter Papasso: That's not what it seems like to me. With your disappearing act tonight when the action was going down in the ring coupled with your sneaky antics last week, you look petrified.

Flash: Forget about it. I've got to find Brandon. We've got a meeting soon.

Heather: Wow, what a night this is shaping up to be and we are just getting started! Up next is our first title match of WWS Awakening and it is for the WWS Heritage Title! My guest at this time is none other then Terrell Yelder!

Heather: Well tonight, you are in the first of many fatal four way championship matches here in Colorado.

Heather: How sure are you that you can perform on a high level and retain your championship?

Terrell Yelder: I have nothing but pride and I'm so proud of holding onto this belt tonight. Hope you three are ready for a fight.

Heather: We didn't hear from you much last week but it sure paid off because you came away with the win. Is that how you get ready? Just stay away from everyone and concentrate on your opponents?

Terrell Yelder: Throughout my career, I've been one for words. But now, I'm letting my presence in the ring do all my talking. But believe me, I've still got a lot of opinions.

Heather: Tell us your opinions on the former WWS Heritage Champion, Macho King 2k8.

Terrell Yelder: That slapass! Macho King is nothing compared to the madness of Terrell Yelder. Tonight, I flip the switch on Macho King's championship dreams and cry out DOOMSDAY!

( Terrell walks away and heads towards the ring as the camera switches to ringside )

Tiffany: We are about to find out just how ready he is. The WWS Heritage Championship is on the line next!

Macho King 2k8 (64) Defeats Terrell Yelder (63), KG Midnight (45) and R-Dog (0)

Lena: Macho King 2k8 has done it! He is a two-time WWS Heritage Champion!

Tiffany: Terrell is extremely upset! You better believe that this is not the end of this rivalry.

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: How can Cruncher even consider bringing in Kid Kronic to take his position?

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: Cruncher is losing his mind!

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: I'm just peachy! Do me a favor? Bring me $. Enterprises. I want STD and Flash in my office immediately!

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: Yes, catering? Yeah. Do you guys have any more Swedish meatballs? You do? Great. I want all of them in my office in the next 25-30 minutes. Can you do that for me? Great. Thanks.

( Brandon violently hangs up the phone as the camera switches back to ringside )

Lena: I can understand his aggravation, but he needs to realize that Cruncher is only doing what he thinks is best.

Lena: Well, as much as I don't like Cruncher's choices, he's only doing what he feels is best.

Tiffany: Maybe now, he can get back on the right track and recapture the WWS Internet Championship.

Lena: Remember the mandate. As long as Jaywhy is the champion, The Gigantic Wick cannot go for the title.

Tiffany: Maybe Jaywhy will lose tonight. We will find out! Let's go backstage with Peter Papasso!

Peter Papasso: My guest at this time is the reigning WWS Television Champion. Behemoth, come on in here.

Peter Papasso: We are just moments away from your fatal four way for the WWS Television Championship. Today makes your record setting reign up to 77 days.

Peter Papasso: No disrespect with that statement champ. Not one bit. It's just hard to keep a title around your waste here in the WWS with the talent we have is unreal and very impressive.

Behemoth: Typical American. Doubting an Englishman's abilities to win. Do you realize that I have a great possibility to breaking Corky Angle's record for the longest title reign in WWS history? I am very sure that this reign is far from over.

Peter Papasso: But with that comment, do you think you are looking past the other three guys?

Behemoth: I'm not looking past them. I'm just very confident in my abilities.

Peter Papasso: Alright, your matches is next. Any last words before you go out there?

( Behemoth walks away from the interview position and heads towards the ring )

( Behemoth is on the ground and Brew repeatedly kicks him in the ribs )

Brew: When faced with unavoidable conflict; strike first. You were warned.

Brew: I told you I was coming for you. I was the number one contender for your belt for weeks and now all of a sudden I'm not even one of the top ten.

Brew: It's no coincidence that the new number one contender is the man that I beat two weeks ago.

Brew: I know you were behind this. You're in a heap right now because of what you did.

Brew: And I haven't forgotten about you Donnie Turner. Later tonight I make an impact at your expense.

( Brew exits the scene as Behemoth crawls toward the ring to defend his belt )

Lena: We failed to see Brew in action last week, but this week he is a house of fire. Already, he has taken down the Television Champion.

Tiffany: Could that the chink in the armor of the champion that opens the door for his three opponents? We'll find out shortly!

Behemoth (96) successfully defends his title against C. Gangsterio (19), Patrick Eastman (73) and Dealer of Darkness (0)

Tiffany: And despite the vicious attack wrought on by the hands of Brew, Behemoth retains the WWS Television Championship in dominant fashion!

Tiffany: I have no idea. But right now, let's get down to our next match!

Lena: The battle of the former Rising members is over, and The Undeadman is victorious!

Tiffany: But not by much! I bet that Kristian Jones is far from through with The Undeadman. No matter what, those two guys are soon to be top stars here on Insurgence.

Tiffany: What do you mean you guess? Wait, don't answer that. Let's send it to Heather with Primetime Punisher, who seems to be still fuming from earlier.

( The camera switches to the locker room where Heather is with a frustrated Primetime Punisher )

Primetime Punisher: I've said what all I've needed to say. Now get out!

Heather: But I was sent in here to get some last minute words before your title match tonight.

( Primetime Punisher hits the locker denting it in, making Heather leave quickly )

( The camera switches to the women's locker room where Lady B, Kyrissy and Trish Stratusphere are talking )

( Aaliyah Star bumps up against Trish which makes every woman talking )

Trish Stratusphere: Lose to you? I don't think so. You can't even beat Kyrissy.

Aaliyah Star: You mean that bimbo over there? Do you realize that she's not even in my league?

Aaliyah Star: You all are just jealous that I have the whole package. I've got the smarts, the good looks and the talent. I'm the only star in the Women's division and pretty soon with that belt Trish.

Aaliyah Star: I will run this locker room and soon you will realize I'm the only one of you girls with the talent to succeed.

( Trish walks away from Kyrissy and holds the Women's title up next to Aaliyah's face )

Lena: And so are we for our next match. Right now, let's go to some prerecorded footage from our WWS Internet Champion, Jaywhy.

( The camera switches to Jaywhy standing in front of the Hope Diamond )

Jaywhy: Specifically, I'm inside the Smithsonian Institution's Museum of Natural History and standing in front of the world's largest deep blue diamond.

Jaywhy: The funny thing about diamonds is that they say they are forever.

( He reaches into the backseat and pulls out the Internet Championship only to place it on his shoulder )

Jaywhy: Only three things are forever. Diamonds, perfection, and me.

Jaywhy: Now, I tell you to not ask what is a jaywhy. However, ask who is Jaywhy.

Jaywhy: Starting today, you can stop asking who is Jaywhy too. You can call me by my real name.

( Young enters his car and drives off as the camera switches back to ringside )

Tiffany: Not only can he talk, but he can be very confident. Tonight, I guess we see the debut of Jayson Young.

Jaywhy (62) successfully defends his title against "The Destroyer" Joseph Honaker (0), Lady B (9) and "The Miracle Killer" Stephen Miraculous (54)

Lena: Changing the name doesn't change the person! Jayson Young is for real.

Tiffany: And according to him, he is forever as well. Kind of like Batman.

( As soon as Brandon utters those words, Slicky Tricky Damon and Flash enter his office )

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: Look, I'm very pissed off so I'm going to make this short.

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: Don't interrupt. You all need to win.

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: I said don't interrupt. We need to show Cruncher that we are strong enough to run the ship when he is gone. Flash, win the title. Damon, retain. I've got Edgesabre. Now go.

“Big Money” Brandon $. Yelder: Tonight, let winning titles be all the words you say.

( Brandon glares at his two employees as the camera switches to ringside )

Tiffany: I agree. I would be too. But right now, let's go down to the ring!

Lena: No rust on him. Donnie Turner must be very upset at himself for letting the Tie-Dye Nation down!

Tiffany: Agreed. Let's go backstage. I hear there is something going on in Cruncher's office.

KiD kRoNiC: You know, this show you put on. Very funny. You actually call these guys your best?

Cruncher: Look, leave your biases alone. This is for the best of the WWS.

KiD kRoNiC: I'm saying you just wasted an interview. Try someone else who gives a shit!

( Kronic leaves Cruncher alone in the door frame as the camera switches back to ringside )

Lena: Really? What did you expect? Kronic to greet Cruncher with open arms and take the job? Kronic's got a good thing going on over at Chaos.

Lena: You are so naïve. You know that right? Forget it! Next up is the WWS Women's Championship match.

Trish Stratusphere (61) successfully defends her title against Amy Suicide (18), Aaliyah Star (0) and Kyrissy (2)

Tiffany: A tough and strong effort from all parties involved but the six-time Women's Champion stands supreme.

Lena: Let's go backstage with Ernie Evans to talk with one of the four men in our WWS Lightweight Championship match.

( The camera switches backstage where we see Ernie Evans approach the former Hollywood Connection locker room, now with a sign reading BLOKE )

( Ernie knocks on the door. Inside, we hear a crash and hear Irv trying to get to his feet. He finally opens the door )

Ernie Evans: I just wanted to talk to you about tonight and quite possibly last week.

“The Australian” Irv Steven: What about last week? I don't even remember last week. But make it snappy mate. I've got some business to get back to.

Ernie Evans: You don't remember last week? Your vicious attack on Duckie Maloy in the parking lot that the doctors say will have him out of action for up to six months? How can you not remember?

“The Australian” Irv Steven: That, mate, was nothing. Duckie decided he wanted to walk out. I just gave him a parting gift.

Ernie Evans: You are a sick man to call what that was a parting gift.

“The Australian” Irv Steven: Listen, you fuckin' wanker. If you wanted to know more about what's gonna happen to the Hollywood Connection, go ask Duckie yourself. Hell, why don't you ask Jacques. He's probably under the ring looking for head.

“The Australian” Irv Steven: Ah, bugger off! I have other business to take care of tonight.

“The Australian” Irv Steven: I'm very excited, blah-blah-blah. It's just a chance for me to step into the ring with three other wankers and get me another title around me waist

“The Australian” Irv Steven: And this time, I don't need the help of some fuckin' duck who's gonna end up in someone's soup one day. This is gonna be all mine.

“The Australian” Irv Steven: And after I win, me and Foster are going to get pissed!

Ernie Evans: Get pissed? Why would you be angry after a WWS Lightweight Championship win?

“The Australian” Irv Steven: Who in the bloody hell said anything about being angry. Look!

( Irv holds the door open and points at an untouched twelve-pack of Foster's )

“The Australian” Irv Steven: I'm gonna get drunk! Now, I need to warm up. G'day to you.

Ernie Evans: There you have it. Even in his drunken state, Irv Steven is still ready to put championship gold back around his waist. Ladies, back to you.

Tiffany: And has a massive drinking problem. I bet something like that runs in his family.

Lena: I heard that somewhere in Melbourne, his grandfather got arrested for drunk driving just a few thousand yards from his house. The Steven's really are diseased.

Tiffany: I guess that's the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk. Drunks don't go to meetings.

Lena: Yeah, and the only appointments that Irv seems to keep around here are those inside the WWS ring.

Lena: True. Up next is Robby Mac taking on Bigg Boii Coxxxy. Let's get to the ring!

Tiffany: in another close contest tonight, Bigg Boii Coxxxy beats Robby Mac!

( The camera switches backstage as Slicky Tricky Damon is standing around the backstage area at WWS Awakening )

Slicky Tricky Damon: Tonight is my 77th night as the WWS Lightweight Champion and how am I rewarded? A Fatal Four way match for the Lightweight title? What kind of bullshit is that?

Slicky Tricky Damon: I am the greatest thing going in the WWS today and I don't deserve this shabby treatment. There is not one proper contender for my title let alone two or three!

Slicky Tricky Damon: These guys couldn't beat me if it was a 3 on 1 handicap match! Sexy 13 is some sort of transsexual and I don't want to be in the same ring with him or her or whoever it is.

Slicky Tricky Damon: Fatal Fury? Never heard of him. Then we have “The Australian” Irv Steven, the biggest competition to my title in awhile.

Slicky Tricky Damon: Not that he is much competition but at least I'm not facing Robby Mac for the umpteenth time.

Ernie Evans: Slickster, why are you talking to yourself in front of the camera?

Slicky Tricky Damon: Because I'm the best interviewer in the WWS and nobody knows me better than me. You should really take notes, and I'll show you how a real journalist operates.

Slicky Tricky Damon: What kind of offense does Irv Steven have? Does he do the Torture Rack? He should call it an Outback Rack if he does.

Slicky Tricky Damon: Well, it doesn't matter because in the end somebody is going to feel the ST-DDT and that will be the end for this travesty of a match.

Slicky Tricky Damon: I am Slicky Tricky Damon, the longest reining WWS Lightweight Champion in the last seven years and I am currently the longest active co-branded champion in the WWS!

Heather: Fatal Fury, we haven't heard from you in months. But you requested this air time. Why?

Fatal Fury: Why Heather? Did you see me last week? I was inches away from being number one contender for the Heritage Title.

Fatal Fury: The belt which I was the first to hold when WWS split into the two brands and the belt I couldn't hold onto since. Even though I got title shot after title shot.

Fatal Fury: You're sorry huh? You're sorry I'm on a losing streak? You're sorry that I'm a loser?

Heather: No I didn't say that. I mean, you get another title opportunity tonight. A fatal four way for the WWS Lightweight Championship.

Fatal Fury: Exactly, you said it. A fatal four way. Just another shot at a title I cannot win.

Heather: I'm confused. What happened to the intensity I once saw from you? Never give up and never surrender. If you fall, get right back up.

Fatal Fury: Honestly, I don't know. That attitude only got me so far. I don't know what I'm going to do if I lose tonight.

Fatal Fury: That I don't know until tonight's over. Have a good one Heather.

Lena: You know, I've know him for a long time. I have never seen him like that. Ever.

Tiffany: Well, I don't think that the right attitude to have heading into a big championship match.

Lena: I agree. But that championship match is next! Let's go down to the ring!

Slicky Tricky Damon (40) successfully defends his title against "The Australian" Irv Steven (39), Sexy 13 (6) and Fatal Fury (2)

Tiffany: Slicky Tricky Damon is a true champion. He found what it took to win this match, even if it meant stealing victory from the Australian!

Tiffany: I'm just saying. Let's go backstage to Heather who is with the WWS World Tag Team Champions!

Heather: Tonight, you two defend the WWS World Tag Team Championships against the three teams of Arctic Blast, The Young Guns, and the reformed Player's Club in a fatal four way. How do you feel about your chances tonight?

B.B. Blayze: I think we stand a pretty good of retaining the titles tonight, Heather.

Johnny Blayze: Tonight is just like any other night at the WWS. Tonight with four tough tag teams fighting for the titles, any team can come out victorious.

Heather: Amazing! Next, which team do you think is your biggest threat?

B.B. Blayze: In a fatal four way, all the challengers are equal threats.

Johnny Blayze: But if we had to choose, we would pick The Player's Club.

B.B. Blayze: Especially with the Player's Club back in action. They are former tag team champions and they want to add more gold by winning tonight.

Johnny Blayze: But if we win tonight, that would really start our tag team legacy because we defeated one of the toughest tag teams in WWS history. So I think being brothers we, next to the Player's Club, have an advantage at a tag team standpoint.

B.B. Blayze: We know what the other is thinking during tag action. As long as we can keep heads straight and focus. We stand to be a huge threat in any match we fight in.

Johnny Blayze: But if we do end up losing the tag titles tonight, we can hopefully win the titles back and become only the second tag team in WWS history to become three time tag team champs.

B.B. Blayze: Now don't take it as over confidence, Heather. We know that if we get to cocky, we will end up losing. So, we are just going to go out there and fight a great fight for the titles.

Heather: Tonight, The Blayze Brothers could further dominate the Insurgence tag team division by defeating Arctic Blast, The Young Guns, and The Player's Club in a WWS World Tag Team Championship fatal four way. But who will come out of WWS Awakening with the titles? We will find out later! Let's get back to Lena and Tiffany with more Awakening action!

Tiffany: They better be. Without a hunger to win, the Blayzes wouldn't stand a chance against the three teams they are facing tonight!

Lena: Right. Up next is Brandon Yelder versus Edgesabre. This match has WWS Championship contention written all over it. Let's get to the ring.

Tiffany: And $. Enterprises goes 2-for-2 tonight. All that's left is for Flash to bring the Insurgence Championship home.

Lena: It's not in the books yet. There is still a lot more show to go!

( The camera switches to “The Face” Nick Davis in his locker room with “Higher Love” by Steve Winwood playing on a cassette in his tape player )

( He's singing along as “Atlantic City” Enrique DeJesus walks in )

“The Face” Nick Davis: Bring me a higher love! Briiiiing me a higher loooooooove!

( “The Face” Nick Davis turns around and see Enrique DeJesus staring at him with his arms crossed )

“The Face” Nick Davis: Hey buddy! Gotta love Steve Winwood, you know? Gotta “higher” love it him? Am I right?

“Atlantic City” Enrique DeJesus: I'm more of a Daddy Yankee fan myself.

“The Face” Nick Davis: Daddy Yankee? They sound anything like “Men Without Hats?”

“Atlantic City” Enrique DeJesus: Ummm, not really. They're still up and coming, Nick. But hey, tonight's the night man. We hit the ground running. We have a WWS World Tag Team Title shot tonight. You ready?

“The Face” Nick Davis: Am I ready?! I was born ready! I'm ready to knocked `em dead! I'm like Freddy Kruger and tonight is Friday the 13th! And that ring is Elm Street! And The Player's Club is a nightmare! And…

“Atlantic City” Enrique DeJesus: Okay, Nick! I got it, man. I got it. You're ready, I'm ready! Tonight the Insurgence gets new tag team champions! I'm feelin lucky! But I have a great idea, man. Bear with me here. I'm thinking you try out some new ring gear tonight.

“The Face” Nick Davis: You want me to drop the Members Only jacket?

“Atlantic City” Enrique DeJesus: I think it might be a good idea right now. Look, man. You and I both need a fresh start. Try this on.

( DeJesus tosses an orange #33 University of Illinois basketball jersey at Davis. Davis spreads it out and holds it up in front of him )

“The Face” Nick Davis: Nice, man! The Flyin' Illini! And it's a Kenny Battle jersey! I love Kenny Battle!

“Atlantic City” Enrique DeJesus: Exactly, man! I know you're a big fan. Will you wear it?

“The Face” Nick Davis: Absolutely, I will man! It'd be my pleasure!

“Atlantic City” Enrique DeJesus: Okay, now how about you wear these?

( DeJesus tosses a pair of baggy athletic shorts to Davis. Davis looks them over )

“The Face” Nick Davis: These shorts look odd, man. They're kind of big.

“Atlantic City” Enrique DeJesus: Yeah, man. But think about it. They're loose on your legs. You had some major issues trying to hit The Electric Slide with those acid wash Guess jeans last week, man.

“The Face” Nick Davis: Yeah, but I looked good doing it, right?

“Atlantic City” Enrique DeJesus: Nick, that's not the point. You know that. We're here to win matches, not look good. These shorts will keep your legs loose and let your kicks when it counts.

“The Face” Nick Davis: Good point, Enrique. Alright, you got it. I'll put these on, too. Anything else?

( DeJesus tosses an orange sweatband to Davis. Davis smiles and puts it on )

“The Face” Nick Davis: Now you're talking, Enrique! This is my style!

“Atlantic City” Enrique DeJesus: Exactly, man. Hey, you don't mind if we use a new song I picked out for our entrance tonight, do you?

“Atlantic City” Enrique DeJesus: It's called “Impacto” by that group I mentioned earlier, Daddy Yankee. Because we're going out there to make an impact tonight, Emilio. We're going back to the top!

“The Face” Nick Davis: That's right, man! Well, Enrique. You lead the way. I'm on board! But hey, you mentioned we both need fresh looks. What are you doing to do?

“Atlantic City” Enrique DeJesus: Oh me? It's going to be crazy, man. You know how I usually wear spades on my singlet? Tonight I'm going with clubs.

“The Face” Nick Davis: Interesting. Very subtle, yet a very big change. Genius!

“Atlantic City” Enrique DeJesus: You betcha, man! See you in a bit! Enjoy the new threads!

( DeJesus turns to leave the locker room and pauses outside the door. We can see his face even though his back is to Davis )

( He has a very satisfied smile on his face as the camera switches to ringside )

Lena: I can't believe it! He's trying to turn Emilio Ali into Nick Davis.

Tiffany: Or he's at least trying to make Emilio Ali APPEAR as Nick Davis.

Lena: What's going to happen here? Things just got more interesting!

Tiffany: And our WWS World Tag Team Championship match is next! Let's get down to the ring!

The Player's Club

"The Face" Nick Davis (39)

"Atlantic City" Enrique DeJesus (39)

Arctic Blast

Dynamite (0)

Mr. Canada (0)

The Young Guns

Greg Thomas (28)

Mike Gibson (46)

Tiffany: And like predicted, The Blayze Brothers retain their WWS World Tag Team Championship!

Lena: What team can stop them? Maybe $. Enterprises gets a team together?

Tiffany: Or not. Let's go backstage with Peter Papasso who is with an irate Cruncher.

Cruncher: What happened? I'll tell you what happened! That son of a bitch…

Cruncher: On our next show, I plan on interviewing Big Uncle Chester!

Peter Papasso: The WWS living legend, Big Uncle Chester is on your list for your predecessor?

Cruncher: He's on my list to interview. Now if you will excuse me, I need to place an international call to Scotland.

( Cruncher enters his office leaving Peter alone as the camera switches to ringside )

Lena: Cruncher isn't leaving any stone unturned on his quest to find the next General Manager of Insurgence.

Tiffany: And right now, it's time to see who the flag bearer for Insurgence is! The WWS Insurgence Championship is on the line next! Let's get down to the ring.

"Ice Cat" Chris Holland (78) Defeats Primetime Punisher (61), SoulReaper (9) and Flash (76)

( The referee hands Chris Holland the WWS Insurgence Championship as he clings to it )

Tiffany: This is the most important win in Chris Holland's WWS career has just taken place here in Colorado!

Lena: “Ice Cat” Chris Holland is on a Rocky Mountain high! What a big win?

Tiffany: Flash was close to winning, but to no avail! Folks, we are out of time!

Lena: For Tiffany, I'm Lena. We will see you all two weeks from now as the Insurgence brand rumbles into a new town for Turbulence!

( The camera fades as Chris Holland kisses his newly acquired WWS Insurgence Championship )