WWS Underground 11.21.08

( The camera swirls around the interior of the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado )

( The crowd is going wild as fireworks light up the arena )

Chad Francis: Hello everyone, and welcome to another night of hot Chaos action!

Chad Francis: We're coming to you live from Denver, with what can only be described as a night of champions!

Chad Francis: With me as always, is my broadcast partner, Meg.

Chad Francis: Meg, this is going to be one hell of a night!

Meg: You're not kidding! We will see almost every title on the line here tonight!

Chad Francis: Most of them are fatal four way matches as well! Lots of championship opportunities given out by Chaos management, which we all know consists of Corky Angle and Kid Kronic.

Meg: They've done a great job running things here, despite what their critics may have to say.

( “Gold Metal (Instrumental)” by Dale Oliver & Tha Trademarc blares through the arena )

( Corky Angle bursts through the curtains, and heads toward the ring )

( Corky enters the ring, and takes a microphone from Joe DeGloria )

Corky Angle: You know, I've never seen this many hippies outside of a homeless shelter!

Corky Angle: But you're all here to see the Greatest Show on Canvas, and I'm here with some news.

Corky Angle: There's no doubt that Chaos is the superior brand. We prove that every week.

Corky Angle: But we're going to have another chance to prove it, next week.

Corky Angle: With the Thanksgiving holiday upon us, we know that our superstars want to spend time with their families.

Corky Angle: We at the WWS feel as though they should get to do that. But, we still want to entertain you, the fans.

Corky Angle: So, I am joining forces with Cruncher, to put on a co-branded Thanksgiving weekend event, which will once again show that Chaos is the most dominant brand in the WWS!

Corky Angle: The information for this holiday event will be available on the WWS website shortly after our show tonight!

Corky Angle: Make sure you buy your tickets quickly, because no doubt $. Enterprises will try to stock the audience with all their fans.

( “Gold Metal (Instrumental)” plays again, as Corky heads toward the back )

Chad Francis: I can only imagine how big this event will be!

Meg: I can't wait to check the WWS website after we finish tonight.

Chad Francis: Let's head up to the ring for our opening match!

Damian (46) Defeats The Criminal (22) and Fyrestorme (33)

( "Pet" by A Perfect Circle plays as The Professional makes his way to the ring, mic in hand )

Chad Francis: I don't know. But he has a mic so maybe we will find out.

The Professional: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce to you...

The Professional: You know him, you love. He's the man, the myth, the human gift...

( The crowd erupts with cheers and chants of "Pro" )

The Professional: Now I know what you're all asking yourself.

The Professional: What has happened to The Professional as of late?

The Professional: I hear the rumblings in the back, about how bad I have been losing my matches.

Chad Francis: It has been pretty brutal for him lately.

The Professional: Well let me ease the minds of all my Promaniacs out there.

Chad Francis: Sounds like it should come with a warning label.

( The Professional slowly rolls into the ring, resting his crutches in the corner, and struggling to balance in the center of the ring )

The Professional: It was all on purpose. Every loss the past couple weeks has been intentional and thought out.

The Professional: I apologize to all my fans out there, but seriously, how far was I going to get facing the jerks in the running for Euro Champion?

The Professional: It was nice for a little bit, but I really hate France. And don't even get me started on those fucking British assholes.

The Professional: Plus, I have better things to look toward. There is a certain faction running around claiming superiority.

The Professional: Showing all my Promaniac youngsters out there nothing but trash, and degrading crap. Teaching them the wrong paths in life.

Chad Francis: I assume he is referring to Sex and Violence right?

The Professional: So I want to join the fight with a certain superstar out there that seems to have the same agenda as myself.

The Professional: Tonight is my audition, my chance to show what myself and Promania is all about.

The Professional: And even though I broke my ankle when I was struck by a car saving a child from certain doom, I will still give it my all.

The Professional: And I expect all three of my opponents will respect me for continuing through my injury and try to stay clear of the boot that covers my foot. Let's show some true sportsmanship, okay guys?

Chad Francis: There is no way that foot will be steered clear of, in fact it is a target.

Meg: Well I bet The Professional would respect his opponent in that way

The Professional: So keep your eyes on this match Synyster, and consider myself a driving force on your side in your battle. Who better to help you fight the shitheads of the WWS then the man, the myth, the human gift, and your new Hardkore Champion, The Professional.

( The Professional heads out of the ring, and back down the aisle )

Meg: Well there you go Chad, it seems that The Professional wants to join forces with Synyster to take out Sex and Violence.

Chad Francis: Why in the hell would Synyster want to align himself with this asshole? There is no way he'll even consider him.

Chad Francis: Well it isn't quite right to proclaim himself champion before the match has even started, but we'll see what happens.

Meg: We sure will. However, up next, the Euro Championship is on the line!

Chad Francis: Let's head up to the ring and see if The Bodyguard has what it takes to keep that belt around his waist!

Lex el Killer (64) Defeats The Bodyguard (55), Weapon X (30) and Ian the Walrus (42)

Chad Francis: Lex el Killer wins his first title here in the WWS!

( "The Total Package" Nick Hrebien and Taker of Darkness make their way to the ring )

( Weapon X, Ian the Walrus and The Bodyguard lay lifeless on the mat )

Chad Francis: Nick just hasn't been the same since losing his title.

Meg: Well Chad, it's not his title anymore, its Adam Radd's now.

Chad Francis: Not only that but Adam ended Nick's undefeated singles streak.

( Nick stops at a little kid with a sign that says "The streak is over" )

( Taker of Darkness and Nick get into the ring and each grab a mic )

“The Total Package” Nick Hrebien: Last week you all witnessed history, the longest undefeated singles streak in recent WWS history was ended. Not to mention a 58 day title reign.

( Taker of Darkness kicks The Bodyguard out of the ring )

“The Total Package” Nick Hrebien: Not even by someone noteworthy. I lost to someone who couldn't tie my shoes, I lost to someone who's claim to fame was me whipping his ass in Barb Wire Massacre.

( Taker gets out of the ring and grabs a table, and slides it into the ring )

“The Total Package” Nick Hrebien: But I have come to a conclusion, that titles mean nothing. Accomplishments mean zero, all that matters is kicking ass and taking names.

( Taker finishes setting up the table and lifts Ian the Walrus up and delivers the Flash of Darkness to him )

Chad Francis: Wow. Did you see that? Ian the Walrus just got wrecked!

Meg: You can bet his friends are watching backstage!

“The Total Package” Nick Hrebien: So tonight starts the night of new beginnings. The beginning of The Apocalypse!

( Taker puts gasoline on the table, and throws a match on it )

( Nick lifts Ian the Walrus up and delivers Total Domination on Ian through the flaming table )

( Nick gets on his hands and knees with a mic in hand )

“The Total Package” Nick Hrebien: Now listen Ian, listen real close. You tell your fruit-fucking buddies in the back, that if they fuck with me again, there will be consequences. Now that… that was HARDKORE.

( EMT's rush the ring and slide Ian the Walrus out of the ring )

( Taker signals Weapon X to come to the center of the ring )

“The Total Package” Nick Hrebien: I now introduce you to the third member of The Apocalypse, Weapon X!

( The three men walk out of the ring, and walk up the ramp, as the camera turns to Chad and Meg )

Chad Francis: Weapon X has joined this group with Nick Hrebien and Taker of Darkness!

Chad Francis: Let's head backstage to the Deadly Alliance locker room.

( The camera switches to outside the Deadly Alliance locker room to see Big Bad Nardie waiting for The Overtaker )

Jessica: Nardie, congratulations on your title win last week. However, this fatal four way tonight will be your strongest test yet.

Big Bad Nardie: Thanks Jessica, but this interview is going to have to wait. Have you seen my partner?

Jessica: He's your partner, not mine. You should know where he is.

Big Bad Nardie: You're right. I should. The Overtaker has been in a foul mood all week.

Big Bad Nardie: The hell you mean why! He lost the most important championship to the Deadly Alliance to, of all people, Bluntman.

Jessica: Bluntman is an accomplished veteran. It's not like he's some scrub off the street.

Big Bad Nardie: That's not what I am saying. Bluntman is a good wrestler. But, his one-on-one record with The Overtaker speaks for itself, and something tells me that tonight's match will come down to Bluntman and Overtaker.

Jessica: The Anarchy title match is a fatal four way.

Big Bad Nardie: Not for long. And JW Storm, if you get involved, I will personally break your legs and your run-in days will be over.

Jessica: Well that's big talk from the U.S. Champion.

Big Bad Nardie: It's not talk. It's a promise. And while I'm making promises, I've got another one, and this one is to you, Synyster!

Big Bad Nardie: Synyster, you betrayed Chaos and basically pissed on each and every one of us. Don't get me wrong, I don't give a shit about Sex & Violence. I care about Chaos. You are costing our brand complete domination against those jobbers from Insurgence.

Big Bad Nardie: Kronic, if you want Synyster to pay for his crimes against us, then let the Deadly Alliance take him to The Other Side.

( Big Bad Nardie drops the mic and opens the door to find The Overtaker inside )

The Overtaker: It doesn't matter. Close the door. We have plans to carry out.

Chad Francis: The Deadly Alliance seems determined!

Meg: Well, Big Bad Nardie will have to escape a tough fatal four way with his U.S. title, and The Overtaker has his work cut out for him in the Anarchy title match tonight.

Chad Francis: We'll find out what happens to both men a little later on. In the meantime, let's head up to the ring to see Enforcer take on The Cyclone.

( "The Prototype" James Wallace is standing in front of a Chaos banner )

“The Prototype” James Wallace: Okay so last week, I suffered my first defeat in my young career. However, I wasn't pinned!

“The Prototype” James Wallace: But of course the powers that be here at WWS don't have the testicular fortitude to give me a one-on-one shot with The Bodyguard which is what I should've had in the first place!

“The Prototype” James Wallace: So with that being said, I find myself once again in a fatal four way. This time for Big Bad Nardie's U.S. Championship.

“The Prototype” James Wallace: Unlike last week, I will not guarantee any victories tonight. However, I will guarantee that with the help and support of you the fans, my chances of coming out WWS U.S. Champion will definitely increase.

“The Prototype” James Wallace: So this goes for Big Bad Nardie, Jay Byrd and Chuckie the Drunk. Roses are red, violets are blue, “The Prototype” is sweet and is going to kick the living shit out of you!

Chad Francis: I don't' think so. Interesting poem though.

Chad Francis: That match happens next, so let's head up to Joe DeGloria for the introductions.

James Wallace (45) Defeats Big Bad Nardie (22), Jay Byrd (20) and Chuckie the Drunk (22)

Chad Francis: I can't believe it, but James Wallace has won the U.S. Championship!

Meg: He said that if he was given the opportunity, he'd come out on top!

Chad Francis: Well, we knew he was a rising star here in the WWS, we just didn't realize he would have gold around his waist this quickly!

Meg: He's been very impressive since debuting here in the WWS!

Chad Francis: That's for sure. Let's head back up to the ring for more action!

"Forgotten Hero" Scott Ciera (32) Defeats "Black Charisma" Michael Santiago (23)

( Jessica is standing next to a very happy Bluntman who is looking at the WWS Anarchy title in his hands, like it is his most prized possession )

Jessica: I am here with Bluntman, who is the NEW WWS Anarchy champion. What are your thoughts about last week?

( Bluntman finally looks at Jessica instead of the belt )

Bluntman: Jessica, last week I promised I would win the Anarchy title and I am a man of my word.

Bluntman: Tonight brings about a new challenge in retaining it.

Bluntman: I will defend the title in a fatal four way and I plan on keeping it right here, with me.

Bluntman: Jessica, the Smokehounds are the new force in WWS and this title is just another step in proving it.

( "The Anabolic Warrior" Curse Coltrane clotheslines Taker of Darkness over the top rope and out onto the floor )

Chad Francis: "The Anabolic Warrior" Curse Coltrane and Taker of Darkness hit the floor hard together. Looks like the action will be outside again.

Meg: That leaves the champ and The Professional in the ring.

Chad Francis: And Adam Radd has The Professional in some serious trouble.

( Adam Radd hits The Professional with a jumping piledriver )

Meg: Oh, that was a monstrous move! I think The Professional is out.

Chad Francis: Looks like he wants the Radd Leg Drop.

( Adam Radd nails the Radd Leg Drop from the top rope )

( Curse Coltrane and Taker of Darkness are wailing away on each other, as both of them fall over the rail and into the crowd )

Chad Francis: Those fans better watch out. The action is spilling into the crowd outside the ring.

Meg: They don't even notice that The Professional is about to get pinned.

Chad Francis: I don't think they care right now Meg.

( Adam Radd removes the protective boot from The Professional's foot )

Meg: Look at this! He is exposing the injured foot of The Professional!

Chad Francis: Well I told you he shouldn't have brought so much attention to it.

Meg: But he's out cold already, what the hell is the champ doing?

( "The Anabolic Warrior" Curse Coltrane nails Taker of Darkness with a chair shot and knocks him out cold )

Chad Francis: Holy shit, Taker of Darkness is done for! Cover him! Cover him!

Meg: Forget Taker of Darkness, Radd has an ankle lock on the injured foot of The Professional. He can't take that move.

( The ref goes to make the count on Taker of Darkness )

Chad Francis: Curse Coltrane has the pin. 1... 2...

Meg: The Professional is tapping out! He is tapping out but the ref is outside the ring!

Chad Francis: Taker of Darkness kicks out! How the hell did he do that?

( Adam Radd releases the hold to get the referee's attention )

Meg: He let go of the ankle lock. The Professional has already tapped. Wait a minute!

Chad Francis: The Professional is up! He looks to be in fine condition to me Meg!

( The Professional picks up the boot and runs toward Adam Radd )

Chad Francis: Oh my God, he just rocked him with that boot!

Chad Francis: The champ is out cold, and The Professional is standing with no problem.

( The Professional looks around with a smirk on his face )

Meg: He's got the Just Business locked on now. The champ is already out cold, he can't tap.

( The ref runs back into the ring to check Adam Radd )

Chad Francis: The ref raises the arm, and it falls.

Meg: Curse Coltrane and Taker of Darkness couldn't get back in on time, and we have a new Hardkore Champion!

Joe DeGloria: The winner of this contest and NEW WWS Hardkore Champion...

The Professional (85) Defeats Adam Radd (18), "The Anabolic Warrior" Curse Coltrane (24) and Taker of Darkness (36)

( The Professional grabs his title and makes his way back up the ramp, skipping a few steps along the way )

Meg: Well he seems to have recovered quickly from that injury.

Meg: I bet that ankle lock must have popped that foot back in place.

Chad Francis: Oh yeah, I bet it did. Or maybe The Professional just pulled off one hell of a deception!

Meg: It's Hardkore Chad, deception isn't against the rules!

Chad Francis: Either way, what action from the Hardkore Fatal Four Way!

( The camera cuts backstage where Jessica is standing with Goliath )

Jessica: Goliath, up next you are challenging, once again, for the WWS Anarchy Championship.

Jessica: What is going through your mind heading into another title match tonight and trying to once again walk away as the WWS Anarchy Champion, instead of a challenger?

Goliath: I am 9'6", 600 pounds. I am a gigantic beast from Gath, Canaan. I keep on challenging for a title, but always come out on the losing end of things.

Goliath: Tonight, I will do my best again, but this time I'll be walking out the new WWS Anarchy Champion.

Jessica: What makes you so confident after so many failed attempts?

Goliath: Because I have this gut feeling, that if not tonight, then sometime in the very near future, I'll be a champion in the WWS and tonight just may be that night.

Jessica: Big claims from the big man. It looks like he's set to hurt somebody bad tonight.

Chad Francis: We'll see Goliath in action later, but up next, Monster C takes on Michelin Maverick.

Monster C (92) Defeats Michelin "Diamond Eyes" Maverick (34)

( The camera switches to the Deadly Alliance locker room )

Big Bad Nardie: Hey man, tough loss last week. That idiot Goliath had to go and get himself pinned.

Big Bad Nardie: Ok `taker, you're kind of freaking me out, Man.

Big Bad Nardie: It's all right, man. You'll get it back tonight.

( The Overtaker storms out of the locker room and Nardie follows )

"Double Trouble" Tripp Norris (59) successfully defends his title against "The Prodigy" Chris Leon (40), Chaos Kid (39) and "The Instant Classic" Johnny Falto (15)

http://schemas.microsoft.com/office/word/2003/wordml013f( The camera switches backstage to show The Overtaker walking through the halls with his rusty pickaxe )

( “Heartbreak Kid” Tony Bowers answers the door )

( The Overtaker knocks Tony Bowers out with his pickaxe )

( Big Bad Nardie kicks the fallen Tony Bowers in the gut several times )

Big Bad Nardie: You know, I don't think you even deserve an Anarchy title shot, what have you even done?

( The Overtaker pulls barbed wire out from his trunks and wraps it around his forearm )

Big Bad Nardie: You see, this is going to hurt, a lot.

( The Overtaker delivers a Clothesline from Heaven to Tony Bowers driving the barbed wire into his forehead )

( The Overtaker delivers a Clothesline from Heaven to Goliath )

( The Overtaker takes his pickaxe and cracks the fallen Goliath in the ribs )

( WWS Officials get to Overtaker and Nardie and try to restrain them )

KiD kRoNiC: Look, obviously you're pissed. The fans love a good bloody brawl.

KiD kRoNiC: So get Bluntman over here, we've already got a ref, and let's get this match started here and now!

Big Bad Nardie: That's what I'm talking about! Where's Bluntman?

( Bluntman and his tag team partner JW Storm run up from behind Overtaker and Big Bad Nardie )

Chad Francis: We've just been notified The Anarchy Championship match has just started backstage!

Meg: Well, it looks like it's going to be more of a one on one than a fatal four way.

Chad Francis: Or maybe even a bit of a tag team match!

Meg: Well, Overtaker did say he wanted Bluntman alone.

Chad Francis: Guess he wasn't too happy with Bluntman taking his title last week.

Meg: Well, The Deadly Alliance is down thanks to being blindsided by the Smokehounds!

Chad Francis: JW going to work on Nardie and Bluntman is taking out The Overtaker.

Meg: Bluntman is starting to pull the barbed wire from Overtaker's forearm.

Chad Francis: And it looks as if Nardie is getting the best of JW.

Meg: JW and Nardie are trading punches, but it's hard to tell who's going to come out on top.

Chad Francis: Nardie knocking JW off his balance, and reaching in his trunks.

Chad Francis: JW clocked in the head with Nardie's brass knuckles!

Meg: Now Nardie is coming up behind Bluntman who is just getting the barbed wire off The Overtaker's arm.

Chad Francis: Punch to the back of Bluntman's head! He's out cold!

Meg: Now Nardie is taking the barbed wire from him and choking him from behind.

Chad Francis: The Overtaker is stirring and sees what is going on, Nardie is holding Bluntman out like a punching bag!

Meg: And The Overtaker is using it, hammering away rights and lefts to the Anarchy champ!

Chad Francis: Nardie lets go and Bluntman drops to the ground.

Meg: The Overtaker looking to end it early here! He gets the cover!

Chad Francis: JW breaks it up! Where did JW even come from, I thought he was out cold!

Chad Francis: Well apparently Nardie thought JW was out too because he is stunned.

Meg: JW taking advantage and slamming Nardie's head into the wall!

Chad Francis: And JW tosses Nardie's body into Tony Bower's locker room!

Meg: Back to The Overtaker and Bluntman, the two men actually in the title match.

Chad Francis: The Overtaker has gotten the jump on Bluntman and goes for a DDT!

Meg: No! Bluntman reverses it, and takes the arm of The Overtaker over his head.

Chad Francis: Going for a clothesline here, but The Overtaker ducks it!

Meg: Now The Overtaker picks up the champ, and tosses him into Tony Bower's locker room along with JW and Nardie!

Chad Francis: Wait! Look in the locker room, JW has Nardie up for a power bomb!

Meg: JW sends Nardie through Tony Bower's coffee table!

Chad Francis: But The Overtaker gets the jump on JW and slams him into the lockers.

Meg: Well, they call them locker rooms for a reason.

Chad Francis: The Overtaker is pounding JW's head into the lockers, and he's busted open!

Meg: Well, with bashing JW's head into the locker it actually came loose and opened up!

Chad Francis: The Overtaker with a sadistic look on his face here.

Meg: The Overtaker, like a high school bully, shoves JW into the locker!

Chad Francis: And just like that it's a two on one match.

Meg: Well, Nardie is still out from going through the coffee table earlier.

Chad Francis: But Bluntman isn't and he just knocked Overtaker out with one of the chairs!

Meg: You know, when Tony wakes up he's going to be pissed.

Chad Francis: Back to the action, Bluntman isn't capitalizing on the fallen Overtaker but on Big Bad Nardie!

Meg: Bluntman walking outside of the locker room, and returns with that barbed wire from earlier!

Chad Francis: He sits Nardie down on a recliner and ties him to it with the barbed wire!

Meg: He actually knotted the barbed wire together. Nardie won't be getting out of the chair anytime soon.

Chad Francis: And look at how cut up Bluntman's hands are!

Meg: The Overtaker is up, and he whips Bluntman into the wall outside of the locker room!

Chad Francis: Both men leaving their partners tied up or even locked in the locker room!

Meg: Both guys are battling it out one on one in the hallway, but wait! Here comes Goliath!

Chad Francis: Both men stop fighting and go over to the big man.

Chad Francis: The Overtaker kicks below the belt on Goliath!

Chad Francis: I'd be surprised if he could get him up.

Meg: He's going for it but can't lift the big man, but wait. The Overtaker is helping him!

Chad Francis: But as soon as the big guy goes down, The Overtaker and Bluntman get into it again!

Chad Francis: Wait! Tony Bowers is stumbling towards the action.

Meg: And again, the fighting stops and both men go to Bowers!

Chad Francis: Bluntman delivers the low blow this time!

Chad Francis: And just like that they get into it again!

Meg: The Overtaker has Bluntman up for a Samoan drop.

Chad Francis: No, Bluntman reversed it and climbs down The Overtaker's back.

Meg: And it's going to take more than that to take out The Overtaker!

Chad Francis: Bluntman sees that and mounts the challenger, delivering rights and lefts.

Meg: No! The Overtaker shoves Bluntman off him and the champ flies forward.

Chad Francis: Great strength shown by The Overtaker.

Meg: Bluntman is staggering up and The Overtaker is stalking him, setting up for the Clothesline From Heaven!

Chad Francis: It could be over here! The challenger goes running!

Meg: Look! Bluntman ducks it and sends The Overtaker through the doors into the parking lot with an Irish whip!

Chad Francis: Bluntman is running over, and The Overtaker is laid out on the hood of a car, a lot of strength must have been behind that whip.

Meg: No The Overtaker was playing possum! He leaps off the hood and runs at Bluntman.

Chad Francis: Wait, The Overtaker is stopping? What's going on here?

Meg: Bluntman turns around and sees Tony Bowers running at him.

Meg: Looks like The Overtaker and Bluntman are going to work together here again.

Chad Francis: Double Flapjack! Tony goes crashing through the car's windshield!

Chad Francis: Look! Goliath running up from the side!

Chad Francis: Double Irish whip through the driver side window!

Chad Francis: The Overtaker motioning to Bluntman, they're talking about something.

Meg: I think The Overtaker wants to take Tony and Goliath out of the match for good.

Chad Francis: The Overtaker walks away and finds a can of gasoline!

Meg: And Bluntman is lighting… what is that? A blunt? Where'd that come from?

Chad Francis: And Bluntman throws the lit blunt on the car, and it bursts into flames!

Meg: Look, Bluntman wasting no time, catching The Overtaker off guard and throws him into the side of another car.

Chad Francis: What a dent he put in that door. The Overtaker is in a daze.

Meg: Bluntman whips The Overtaker into several stacks of tires!

Meg: And look over at the flaming car, EMT's trying to put it out and help out Tony and Goliath.

Chad Francis: Back to the action, Bluntman picks up a tire and tries to find The Overtaker, and inflict a little more damage.

Meg: Look! Out of nowhere, The Overtaker runs out and dropkicks the tire into Bluntman!

Chad Francis: The challenger wasting no time throws Bluntman onto the hood of a nearby car.

Meg: These guys are creating a lot of insurance claims.

Chad Francis: And he puts Bluntman's head under the hood!

Meg: The Overtaker, walking up to another car and walks on top of it!

Chad Francis: The Overtaker makes a run! Guillotine leg drop! Driving the hood into the back of the champ's head!

Meg: What?! Bluntman kicked out! I don't believe it!

Chad Francis: The Overtaker is furious! He's arguing with the referee.

Meg: Well he better look out behind him! Bluntman is getting up!

Chad Francis: Both men back to their feet, Bluntman with the jump on The Overtaker!

Meg: What the hell is he doing? He's climbing up a car!

Chad Francis: He has the match won, what is Bluntman doing here?

Meg: Looking to inflict even more pain to The Overtaker, and he looks down ready to jump, but The Overtaker is gone.

Chad Francis: Bluntman is looking all around, but look! The Overtaker is crawling out from under the car!

Meg: Bluntman has his back turned to the challenger!

Chad Francis: The Overtaker runs up the hood at Bluntman!

Chad Francis: Too late! The Overtaker caught him out of nowhere with a Clothesline from Heaven!

Chad Francis: The cameraman is running over to see what happened.

Chad Francis: Three! Bluntman has retained the Anarchy title!

Joe DeGloria: The winner of this contest, and STILL WWS Anarchy Champion...

Bluntman (38) successfully defends his title against The Overtaker (37), Goliath (28) and "Heartbreak Kid" Tony Bowers (0)

Chad Francis: An unbelievable match put on by some of the most violent men in the business!

( The camera cuts to Corky Angle, in his office, almost buried in paperwork )

KiD kRoNiC: Hey, Corky? There's someone here to see you.

Corky Angle: You've got to be kidding me. I've got mountains of contracts to look over, I've got Chaos superstars appearing on that other brand.

Corky Angle: I've got Corporate Crusher and War Eagle still being dicks. Now you tell me that someone wants to see me?

Corky Angle: Tell them I'm busy. Also, find that idiot Couteau and bring him to my office.

( Right on cue, Jacques Couteau enters the scene, wearing the belt that was taken from Deadman X at Insurgence and the key to said belt around his neck )

KiD kRoNiC: Corky says he's busy and that you should come to his office.

Jacques Couteau: Okay, I'll come back la… wait a minute, now I'm confused.

Corky Angle: I know I'm asking a lot of you, Jacques, but stop the foolishness.

Jacques Couteau: I can try, but I'm not making any promises.

( Corky takes something from the top of a stack of papers and holds it in front of Couteau's face )

Corky Angle: And do you know what your contract states?

Jacques Couteau: That I am a part of the Chaos brand, and mustn't make appearances on Insurgence without the Chaos General Manager's consent.

Corky Angle: Good, I can skip asking if you know why I brought you here.

Jacques Couteau: That part of the contract may have been important if I had actually been at Insurgence.

Corky Angle: Don't just stand there and talk to me like I'm stupid. I'm a Special Olympic gold medalist! And you were caught on tape stealing the very belt you're wearing now from Deadman X!

Corky Angle: Millions of people saw you. I saw you myself!

( Jacques removes his sunglasses and answers Corky's threatening tone with a look of pure arrogant defiance )

Jacques Couteau: Did you now? Are you absolutely sure you saw what you think you did?

( Kronic leaves the room and Corky quirks an eyebrow at his employee from up North )

Corky Angle: I was sure. But I know you well enough to realize that your buffoonery masks one of the most devious minds in the WWS today, barring my ingenious self, of course.

Corky Angle: So out with it, then. If you say it wasn't you who attacked Deadman X, who was it, and what's your alibi?

( Jacques reaches into the inside pocket of his tuxedo coat and produces a videotape )

Jacques Couteau: This is security footage from a particular dry cleaning establishment. Remember how I mentioned on Chaos last week that I needed to pick up some clothes?

Jacques Couteau: You can see me doing that on this video. The time stamp coincides precisely with the time of the attack.

Jacques Couteau: I could have just as easily done it several minutes before or after, using the time to get to that arena from a nearby town in my defense, but I don't need to prove that I wasn't involved, just that I wasn't THERE.

Jacques Couteau: This should do nicely. As for who was wearing the tuxedo on Insurgence… that's why I needed to get another one from the cleaners, by the way. I've been planning this for quite some time, and I have an eye for detail.

Jacques Couteau: Anyway, I need to look into a few WWS bylaws before letting that out. I may be eager to protect myself, but I'm not going to put my confederate in harm's way so easily.

Jacques Couteau: Suffice to say, it's not as obvious as you'd have expected. Jeff is much too big to fit into my clothes.

( The Chaos GM turns the tape over in his hands a few times )

Corky Angle: Then it's safe to assume that in the wake of Duckie's injury, COOCH has a new member.

Jacques Couteau: Member out, member in. That's how COOCH works.

Corky Angle: Indeed. Tell you what… I'm going to give you an extra week to make sure everything's on the up and up. But next week, you will tell me who retrieved that belt for you, regardless of the repercussions. Understood?

Jacques Couteau: Completely. I had planned on doing the big reveal then, anyway. Have a proper celebration for the rejoining of head to body, you know? That's why I haven't unlocked the belt yet, of course. I'm a showman first…

Jacques Couteau: Sure, if you want to call my fine charity weird. Anyway…

( Jacques puts his sunglasses back on, checks to make sure he still has the belt and the key, and turns on his heels )

Jacques Couteau: I fully expect COOCH to come away with more gold tonight. There would be nothing quite like both I and my tag team partner being dual champions. Jeff has my unconditional support as far as that goes, but I have to take care of some personal business tonight.

Jacques Couteau: As in personal glory, when I win the Intercontinental title from that dick, Corporate Crusher. He's a dick, you know.

( Corky goes back to his mountain of paperwork as the camera cuts back to ringside )

Chad Francis: Jacques Couteau seems confident regarding his title shot later tonight.

Meg: I'm concerned about this new member of COOCH. Who could possibly fit in with a group of lunatics like that?

Chad Francis: Who knows, but up next the Chaos Championship is on the line! Kinnes, the only man in WWS history to win seven different titles, defends against Ricky Blood, Nick Hrebien and Jeff Hunt. This is going to be huge.

Ricky Blood (61) Defeats Kinnes (24), "The Total Package" Nick Hrebien (35) and "WWS Global Tag Team Champion" Jeff "Big Hurt" Hunt (0)

"Windy City Madman" Mike Monroe (14) Defeats The Silver Phoenix (0)

( He runs into Nick Hrebien and Taker of Darkness coming out of their locker room )

“The Total Package” Nick Hrebien: What the hell do you want?

“The Boob Man” Adam Caulfield: Come here. I have something I want to discuss with you.

“The Boob Man” Adam Caulfield: Just get the fuck over here.

( Caulfield drags the two men into a nearby room, and slams the door shut )

Chad Francis: Well up next, Beatmosh has a rare title defense for the International Championship.

Beatmosh (31) successfully defends his title against Determinator (0), Evil Monkey (24) and Katie (14)

The Guy (77) Defeats Tha Real Master (45) and Xanxus (57)

( The crowd gives Synyster yet another mixed reaction )

Synyster: Kronic did what he could to try and make it a little more difficult for me, but it didn't work.

Synyster: Despite all of Sex & Violence out there, yours truly came out with the victory.

Jessica: Tonight, you once again will see Adam Caulfield and Sex & Violence standing across the ring.

Jessica: The leader of S&V will team with Stephen Scott Smith to face you and a mystery partner.

Synyster: None at all. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if it was a member of S&V themselves, considering Kronic's current feelings about me.

Synyster: In the end, it doesn't really matter. I'll go out there, and give it every bit of fight I have in me.

Synyster: I could be out there alone, and it still wouldn't matter. Kronic, Corky, S&V get this fact straight.

Synyster: You will not break me. I am the Cardinal Syn, and no matter what I will be in your face every minute out there tonight.

Synyster: You spit in my face, I will wipe it from my cheek and return the favor.

Synyster: You will not break me, and tonight I will prove it yet again.

Jessica: Well, Synyster is ready for the main event!

Chad Francis: Synyster may be ready, but we're not. Up next, we have the Intercontinental Championship match!

Meg: A few former champions, and an unstoppable reigning champ.

Corporate Crusher (89) successfully defends his title against JW Storm (81), "WWS Global Tag Team Champion" Jacques Couteau (15) and Veesh Man (42)

Chad Francis: A very impressive victory for Corporate Crusher!

Chad Francis: I have no idea. He has been absolutely unstoppable since returning under the tutelage of War Eagle!

Chad Francis: They sure are. Well, it's time now for our main event!

Meg: WWS Champion Adam Caulfield and WWS New Age Champion Stephen Scott Smith will be

taking on Synyster and a mystery partner of our Head Promoter's choosing.

Chad Francis: It should be interesting. We already saw earlier that Synyster suspects it to be another member of Sex

( The camera focuses on Joe DeGloria standing in the middle of the ring )

Joe DeGloria: The following contest is a Falls Count Anywhere tag team match.

Chad Francis: Looks like we're being joined by Kid Kronic.

Meg: It looks like Kronic is talking to DeGloria, and is now taking the mic.

( Joe hands Kronic the mic and begins to leave the ring )

KiD kRoNiC: Introducing first, hailing from Fifth Avenue, New York, weighing in at 225 lbs..

( "Ties That Bind" by Alter Bridge begins to play )

KiD kRoNiC: Representing Sex & Violence, the WWS New Age Champion, Stephen Scott Smith!

( Stephen Scott Smith makes his way down to the ring )

KiD kRoNiC: And his partner, weighing in at 242 lbs, from Hollywood, California, also representing Sex & Violence...

KiD kRoNiC: The WWS Champion, "The Boob Man" Adam Caulfield!

( Adam Caulfield comes down to the ring followed by Carissa )

Chad Francis: The beautiful Carissa with Caulfield as always.

Meg: She has to be hoping Sex & Violence can deal out some revenge to Synyster for what he did prior to Team Challenge

( Adam Caulfield gets in the ring and removes the WWS Championship from around his waist )

( Caulfield shoots him a glance and Kronic looks away )

KiD kRoNiC: And their first opponent, hailing from...well who really cares.

( "Hollow Ground" by Hatebreed begins to blast through the arena )

( Kid Kronic speaks in a very unenthusiastic tone )

Chad Francis: Our Head Promoter tried last week to spoil his night but Synyster was able to overcome the odds. It seems

( Synyster gets in the ring and glares across the ring at Sex & Violence )

KiD kRoNiC: And his partner, hailing from The Ghettos of New York...

KiD kRoNiC: Representing Sex & Violence, The Original Baller!

( The Original Baller begins making his way down to the ring )

Chad Francis: As predicted, Synyster will be teaming up in this falls count anywhere match with one of his opponents stablemates.

Meg: Synyster wasting no time and he charges for Caulfield before the bell even rings!

Chad Francis: Kid Kronic scrambles out of the way as the referee begins the match!

Meg: This one is underway, and is looking like it's going to shape up to a 3-on-1 match. Absolutely unfair.

Chad Francis: Looks like Kid Kronic will be joining us for the match.

Chad Francis: Inside the ring, it has turned into a beating as The Original Baller and Stephen Scott Smith going to work

Meg: I almost expected something more shocking as Syn's mystery partner.

KiD kRoNiC: I wasn't looking for much of a surprise. Synyster must pay for his treason to the Chaos brand.

Chad Francis: It looks like Caulfield believes the same. He's standing back and directing traffic as they toss Syn to the outside.

Meg: Do you think his actions justify these disadvantages week after week?

Chad Francis: Stephen Scott Smith has Syn and sends him into the ring post!

Chad Francis: The WWS Champion now getting in on the action as he grabs Syn by the hair and smashes his head into the guardrail.

Meg: Syn's partner, if you can even call him that, is just standing by.

Chad Francis: Stephen picking up Syn and it looks like they're taking him up the aisle towards the back.

Meg: The cameraman and referee both following as Sex & Violence take this to the back.

Meg: Adam Caulfield showing no mercy as he plants a boot into Synyster's temple.

Chad Francis: Caulfield telling Smith to pick him up, and he's complying.

Meg: Smith dragging him over to a nearby table and plants Syn's face into it.

Chad Francis: Adam could be going for his Mellon Baller through that table.

Meg: Smith is pulling the table off the wall and is picking up Syn.

Chad Francis: Wait! Synyster just drove Smith through the table with a spinebuster!

Meg: Adam charges but Syn answers with a right hand!

Chad Francis: But here comes The Original Baller and he catches Synyster from behind.

KiD kRoNiC: Ya know what they say Meg, life isn't fair.

Chad Francis: "The Boob Man" and Baller pounding away at Synyster.

Meg: It doesn't even look like they're trying to end this match, just inflict pain.

Meg: Baller now holding Syn, and Adam has picked up a nearby steel chair.

Chad Francis: Adam swings, but Syn moves and Caulfield hits Baller!

Chad Francis: Caulfield turns around and catches a big boot to the face from Synyster!

Meg: Syn picks Caulfield up and is dragging him back towards the ring.

Chad Francis: Syn throws Adam head first into the wall, and grabs him and continues his path as they're coming down the aisle now!

KiD kRoNiC: This isn't what's supposed to be happening.

KiD kRoNiC: Meg, as much as you want to see me in the ring, I'm retired.

Meg: Right. Well Synyster rolls Caulfield into the ring and follows him in.

Chad Francis: Synyster levels the WWS Champion with a hard clothesline!

Chad Francis: Syn is stalking Adam, and it looks like he's calling for The Ultimate Sin!

Meg: Looks like he won't have time as here come Smith and Baller running back down to the ring.

Chad Francis: Synyster sees them and attempts to fight both of them off!

Meg: Caulfield now up and assists. The numbers overcoming Synyster.

Chad Francis: Syn drops down to the mat as Sex & Violence stomps away. This is a plain out assault.

Meg: Look at this! The Professional is running down to the ring!

Chad Francis: The Professional saying earlier he wanted at Sex & Violence and looks like he's taking his chance to help Syn out.

Meg: Pro is in the ring and hits Smith from behind.

Chad Francis: Not for long as Adam and Baller switch their attention to him, and quickly take down The Professional.

Meg: Baller shoves Pro out of the ring as Adam picks up the motionless Synyster.

Chad Francis: Adam is setting him up...Mellon Baller!

KiD kRoNiC: Well it's been fun, but it looks like I'll be going.

Meg: Synyster not able to overcome these odds this week.

Joe DeGloria: The winners of this contest, Sex & Violence!

"WWS Champion"

"The Boob Man" Adam Caulfield (77)

"WWS New Age Champion"

Stephen Scott Smith (85)

Defeat

Synyster (44)

The Original Baller (45)

Chad Francis: Sex & Violence all working together to just beat down The Cardinal.

Meg: Carissa is bringing the WWS Championship and WWS New Age Championship titles into the ring as Sex & Violence stand over the beaten Synyster.

Meg: Adam is having Baller and Smith pick Synyster up again and hold him.

( Carissa walks over and smacks Synyster across the face several times )

Chad Francis: Carissa steps away and Adam nails Syn across the face with the WWS Championship belt!

Chad Francis: That's it for us folks! We'll see you all next week!