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( Camera shows an arena full of excited screaming fans )
( Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, BOOM! )
Mark: The Royal Rumble is finally here!
Chris: Tonight Cruncher will be tested like never before.
Mark: Tonight Cruncher will defend the WWS Championship against an unknown opponent.
Mark: Chris do you have any thoughts on who you think will win the Rumble?
Chris: That's a tough call, Mark as not only do we have the standard favorites like Christian DeMarco and Ringmaster but the Lightweights have made it be known that they will not be pushovers in this event.
Mark: Indeed, many Lightweights have, in fact, gone so far as to take the battle right to the Heavyweights.
Chris: There just doesn't seem to be an intimidation factor there.
Mark: But one wild card is ... well the wild cards themselves, what we do know is that there are still several spots in the Rumble left empty!
Chris: That's right Mark! We just found out tonight that Randose is unable to attend the Rumble, as well as L.A. Impact who was due to return from injury. Those spots now open up.
Mark: Well, newly announced on the Showdown are Dirtbike, Ratman, Mike Hunt and possibly Psycho Kid....
Chris: You really think Psycho Kid is going to make it tonight after what Enforcer did?
Mark: Well, I guess we'll find out later on!
Chris: Let's go right back stage with Sharon who's with Special Olympic Champion Corky Angle!
( Camera switches view to the backstage area )
( Corky Angle is pacing visibly upset )
Sharon: Corky, this is an absolute outrage!
Sharon: How could an Olympic hero such as yourself be held out of the WWS' biggest Pay Per View event ever!?
Sharon: How could a hero and role model to millions not be in the WWS Royal Rumble to earn his shot at the WWS Championship?
( Corky Angle continues to pace )
Corky Angle: You're right Sharon ... this is an outrage!
Corky Angle: I mean what kind of place is this?
Corky Angle: And I'm not just talking about this filth hole of a city either.
Sharon: This is truly an injustice!
Corky Angle: OH, It's true, It's true.
Sharon: I have it on good authority that at the WWS headquarters the phones are ringing off the hook with complaints.
Corky Angle: Well that really warms the heart Sharon but it's a little too late now, but let me tell you this ...
Corky Angle: The Royal Rumble is everyone's chance to make a name for themselves and I don't plan on missing out on this opportunity, mark my words before the night is out I will seize my chance.
Corky Angle: People will look back at this event and remember that this was Angle's event.
( Corky Angle storms off )
( The camera switches to a different part of the backstage area )
( The Crow and Electrifying walk into the room )
The Crow: Where are these guys?
Electrifying: Doesn't matter really what numbers we draw. It's gonna be you and me at the end.
The Crow: But I'm not holding anything back!
Electrifying: Yeah, sorry, but I'm gonna be taking you out as the last man!
The Crow: Well, we'll see.
( War Eagle and Chris Dunn walk in. Dunn is carrying a trash can )
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: Awww, how touching. Just pick you're numbers.
( The Crow and Electrifying reach into the trash can and each pull out a folded piece of paper )
( They unfold them and look at their numbers )
Electrifying: This is a load of crap! These should be based on skill, not luck!
War Eagle: A bad draw, I see?
The Crow: This sucks! Can I draw again?
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: No! Now both of you... get out of here, we're busy.
( Electrifying and The Crow leave )
( Showstoppah enters the Drawing Room )
The Showstoppah: I guess it's time to figure out how many people I need to throw over the top.
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: Just draw!
( Showstoppah reaches in and pulls out a number )
( He stares at it for a second )
The Showstoppah: Yes! Yee-haw! Praise the Lord!
( He starts shoving his number in War Eagle's face )
The Showstoppah: Look! Look! Can you believe it? Look at that number!
War Eagle: Get off me, you idiot!
( Showstoppah composes himself and lets go of War Eagle )
( He runs down the hallway screaming )
( Christian DeMarco enters next and pulls his number )
Christian DeMarco: It's not that bad.
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: It's not going to matter. You could come in number 30... you suck so much that you'd probably trip over the top rope!
Christian DeMarco: We'll see. After tonight, I'm going to be the champ. I'd like to see you deal with that.
( Christian DeMarco leaves )
( Illuminator walks in next )
Illuminator: Well, I'm here for my number!
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: Who are you?
Illuminator: I'm the Illuminator! I came because I want to get my number for the Royal Rumble!
War Eagle: Sorry, I've never heard of you. Maybe if you win a few matches, you might become a name. But as for now, no name, no number.
( War Eagle pulls the trash can out of reach )
( Illuminator leaves grumbling )
( Shawn Hawke walks in )
Shawn Hawke: Alright! I'm so excited for this thing! I can't wait! Win or lose, I'm back to make a name for myself!
War Eagle: Sure, whatever. Just take a number.
( Shawn Hawke reaches for a number, but Perfect Mike runs in and grabs the trash can )
( He starts beating Shawn Hawke in the head with it )
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: What the hell?
( Numbers fly all over the place )
( Perfect Mike and Shawn Hawke fight down a hallway )
War Eagle: Did you notice if Shawn never got his number?
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: Yeah. I was wondering if you'd pick up on that.
War Eagle: Oh well. We'll figure it out later!
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: It's okay.. he wasn't going to win or anything.
War Eagle: Good point.
( Enforcer walks in and looks around )
Enforcer: So this is how you run things?
War Eagle: You're pretty confident....
( Enforcer picks a number off the floor )
Enforcer: I'm winning this bitch. You didn't know?
( He looks at his number )
Enforcer: Especially with this number.
( Enforcer leaves )
( War Eagle stares at Enforcer as he leaves )
( The camera cuts to the ring )
Filthy McNasty (75)
Cypher (70)
Shane Carter (0)
Defeat
Alex Hart (50)
Destroyer (45)
Bigg Nasty Joe (0)
Mark: Well ladies and gentlemen.. what a great match! It only gets better tonight!
Chris: There are more matches, and much more action to come, but for now, let's go to Sharon.
( Camera goes to Sharon, who's standing by with Perfect Mike )
Sharon: Mike.. you have succeeded in putting Shawn Hawke out of the Rumble. Are you proud of yourself?
Perfect Mike: No Sharon. I'm not.
Sharon: Good! You shouldn't be!
Perfect Mike: Actually, I'm quite disappointed in myself!
Sharon: Good Mike.
Perfect Mike: I'm disappointed, because I wanted Hawke to make the Rumble so I could destroy him in front of 18,000 screaming fans, and millions watching at home.
Sharon: Mike!
Perfect Mike: Well as your buddy says Sharon, It's TRUE!
Sharon: Well, THAT wasn't necessary!
Perfect Mike: Whatever SLUT!
( Perfect Mike storms out )
Sharon: What a jerk! Meg? Over to you!
( Camera goes to Meg )
Meg: Thanks Sharon! He's just jealous. Don't let him get to you!
Meg: Now, I'm here with another participant in tonight's Rumble, 'The Evil Jew' Ben Kahn. Ben.. how are you?
“The Evil Jew” Ben Kahn: I'm great Sharon!
Meg: Uh.. I'm Meg.
“The Evil Jew” Ben Kahn: Yeah, whatever.
Meg: Well Ben, what's your strategy for tonight's Rumble?
“The Evil Jew” Ben Kahn: Simple Sharon.. Meg... whatever. I'm going to win. Then, I'm going to face Cruncher, and kick his pathetic ass.. taking what is rightfully mine. The WWS Championship.
Meg: And why is it rightfully yours?
“The Evil Jew” Ben Kahn: Because I'm Jewish! Everything is mine!
Meg: Okay.. and if you don't win?
“The Evil Jew” Ben Kahn: Well... I am the reigning Intercontinental Champion. I have defeated all oncomers here in the WWS. Last week I defeated The Showstoppah.. one of the highest ranked Heavyweights in the fed! I should be number one contender!
Meg: Well.. that won't get you anything here tonight Ben..
“The Evil Jew” Ben Kahn: I know that you stupid wench! But.. it should get me a title shot next week on RAW! So, if I don't win tonight, I want that title shot!
Meg: Well Ben, I'm sure that's up to the bookers, not me.. or you.
“The Evil Jew” Ben Kahn: You are totally useless here then, aren't you?
( Camera switches to Sharon backstage, who is standing with Masked Enforcer )
Sharon: It's moments before the Royal Rumble, Masked Enforcer. You are certainly one of the hottest wrestlers in the WWS now, and you have to be one of the favorites to win tonight's rumble. Are you ready for the challenge?
Masked Enforcer: You bet I'm ready! Tonight is the night it all comes together! 30 names, 30 numbers! One by one, they will come down to the ring. One by one, they will go over the top. At the end, only the Masked Enforcer will remain. And then, after I win the Rumble, it's on then! Cruncher, shine the belt up, cause it's coming home to daddy. No one can deny me tonight!
Sharon: Masked Enforcer, have you thought about how you will approach the match with Cruncher if you win the Rumble? I mean, he will be fresh, and you may have to wrestle for an hour or more before you even get to Cruncher!!!
Masked Enforcer: I realize he has the advantage, but remember this: 2 weeks ago I beat him in a tag match. Last week, I beat him in a 6 man match. If I win tonight, then it's me & him, one -on-one. No partners, no help. He's gonna fall, and the Masked Enforcer will be the one swinging the ax!
Sharon: If you get through the other 29 wrestlers first, that is.
Masked Enforcer: 30 names, 30 numbers. Bring them on, one by one. I'm ready!!!
Sharon: Boy, this guy is really juiced tonight! Back to you guys!
Mark: Thanks Sharon! The excitement is filling up the New Orleans Arena!
Chris: That's right, and we're just getting started! We're expecting Chris Dunn any minute now, for his Dance Floor.. with special guest...
Mark: Enforcer.. ugh!
Chris: Yeah.. Ugh.
( Techno music plays )
( "Club Kid" Chris Dunn walks to the ring )
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: Well, it's time for what is bound to be a great edition of the Dance Floor! Mainly, it's because I'm here. I'd probably do better alone tonight, but I am forced to have a guest tonight. A man with no talent, no brains, and, hell, I don't know why we bothered to hire another loser like him, as we already had Christian DeMarco to job to people! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not really pleased to bring you Enforcer!
( Enforcer's music plays, but Enforcer is nowhere to be found )
Mark: What's wrong? Where is he?
Chris: I don't know!
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: Ahem... Please welcome Enforcer!
( Enforcer's music plays again, but Enforcer still fails to show up )
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: <barely audible> Where the hell is this bastard?
Mark: This is flat out disrespect! Enforcer can't pull a no-show!
Chris: Dunn's just going to insult him! I wouldn't show up either!
( Suddenly the video wall shows Enforcer in his lockeroom )
( The camera is directly behind Enforcer so his face can't be seen )
( Enforcer is staring at a TV set watching Dunn in the ring )
( Enforcer laughs )
( Club Kid rolls under the bottom rope and starts walking up the ramp )
( Dunn gets to the top of the stage )
( Enforcer turns around to reveal that it isn't really Enforcer at all )
Chris: Who's that?
Mark: I'm not sure!
Guy: Where's that Enforcer guy with my 20 bucks?
( The video wall turns off )
( Suddenly, Enforcer runs through the crowd and into the ring while Dunn's back is still turned )
Enforcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Enforcer's Disco Mania! My guest tonight is a very special man! Well actually, whether or not he's a man is still being debated! And he isn't really special either! I mean, he doesn't have the balls to actually step into the squared circle and go a round!
Enforcer: He obviously isn't very smart as I just stole his show out from under him! He doesn't have any talent and he's flat out ugly! But I guess I should give him a little credit. He has managed to hold down three steady jobs! He's a booker here in the WWS. He's a full time pussy!
Enforcer: And, you can't forget, he's a 25 cent man-whore! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, "Club Sandwich" Chris Dunn!
( Chris Dunn walks down to the ring )
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: 25-cent man-whore, huh?
Enforcer: Looks like he might have some balls after all, but you misunderstood me, Dunn. I meant that you'll pay a quarter to whore yourself to some men!
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: You bastard! I'll...
Enforcer: Shut the hell up! This is my show now and I'm running it!
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: No, this...
Enforcer: I told you to shut up!
Mark: Enforcer is showing an awful lot of balls here!
Chris: Yeah, he might want to be careful!
Enforcer: You of all people should be interested in what I have to say! Tonight there's been a stipulation made on the Royal Rumble match! If I get thrown over the top rope tonight, I will retire from the WWS!
( The crowd starts to cheer )
Mark: Sounds good to me!
Chris: Yeah, let's get rid of him right now!
Enforcer: But... wait! Wait! If I win the Rumble.. War Eagle has to retire from WWS!
( The crowd boos )
Mark: No! That's horrible! I don't like some of the things War Eagle does, but you can't just put a guy out of work!
Chris: You just said that you want Enforcer to be jobless!
Mark: That's different! With all the things he does around here he deserves it!
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: Enforcer, you're right about one thing. I am interested in what incoherent nonsense you have to say! Tonight for me is a win-win situation! If you get thrown over the top rope tonight, I'm rid of you forever! No more cars exploding! No more rings burning!
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: On the other hand, should you win.. and I know you won't, War Eagle is gone and I become the sole booker! I have all the power! So go ahead and say whatever it is you have to say because it really won't matter to me in the end!
Mark: Win-win!
Chris: Don't you ever shut up? I'm trying to hear this!
Enforcer: Should I win the Royal Rumble? No, Dunn it is WHEN I win Royal Rumble! I don't care if it is 1 on 1, 2 on 1, 3 on 1, or tonight, 29 on 1! Hell, it could be the whole damn world against me, the fact of the matter is... I will prevail! I will be the last man standing in that ring tonight!
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: Oh you will?
Enforcer: Yes.. I will!
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: Why? Are you helping the ring crew take apart the ring after the event?
Enforcer: .........
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: Well, I'm glad you think you can win a 29 on 1 match, Enforcer, because tonight that's exactly what it'll be! War Eagle is a smart man! He wanted me to announce tonight, that anyone who can eliminate you from the Royal Rumble either during or BEFORE the match will be awarded $200,000 cash!
Chris: I'm tempted to throw him over the top myself!
Mark: You can't even climb up on the apron.. you're so out of shape!
Enforcer: So War Eagle has an action? Well I, better than anyone else, know that ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS. That actions say that War Eagle is almost as big a pansy as you, Club Sandwich!
Enforcer: He's so worried that I'll win that he has to add a second stipulation! Well you know what? Screw you! I know how to get matches signed!
Enforcer: I wanted a Sharon on a pole match and I tricked you into signing it for me so screw you, War Eagle, and screw you, Dunn! I'll just challenge the champion next week! I'm walking out!
( Enforcer starts to push by Dunn )
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: Do whatever you like Enforcer! But keep in mind.. there are 29 guys behind that curtain ready to take you apart!
Enforcer: Yeah, whatever.
( Enforcer flips Dunn the finger as he starts walking up the ramp )
( When Enforcer reaches the top of the ramp, Dunn yells to him )
“Club Kid” Chris Dunn: Enforcer, with that stipulation in play, accidents will happen! Tonight is YOUR night!
( Suddenly Corky Angle attacks Enforcer from behind )
( Corky tries to throw Enforcer off the stage, but Enforcer starts battling back )
( Enforcer throws Corky head first into the video wall and leaves )
Chris: What a crazy place the WWS is these days!
Mark: Anything can happen! Let's get up to the ring for our next match!
( The camera cuts to the ring )
Double M (75) Defeats Kay Swiss White (75)
Hazard (70) Defeats Diesel Darren (50)
Illuminator (45) Defeats Christian Douglas (40)
( The camera goes backstage )
( Enforcer is attempting to leave the arena )
Meg: Uh.. Enforcer.. where are you going?
Enforcer: I need to stay low profile until the Rumble begins. I'll be back!
( Enforcer gets in the back of his limo )
( The camera goes back to ringside )
Mark: So Enforcer is running scared?
Chris: I guess he is!
( The camera goes back to the parking garage where Enforcer's limo is pulling away )
( The limo exits to the street )
( Suddenly an 18-wheel big rig smashes into the limo )
( The camera returns to ringside )
( Mark and Chris just stare at their monitors )
Chris: My god....
Mark: This is awful!
( The camera goes back to the parking lot )
( Enforcer's chauffeur crawls out of the limo )
( The limo explodes )
( EMTs rush to pull out Enforcer's unconscious body )
( The camera goes back to ringside )
Chris: I guess when we find out Enforcer's condition, we'll let you know. Right now we're getting a cell phone call from War Eagle.
War Eagle: <on the phone> Hey, Chris! Get your boy, La Mascara, ready. I just saw what happened to Enforcer and it looks like a spot opened up after all.
Chris: You bastard!
War Eagle: <on the phone> You should be happy! La Mascara is in the Rumble!
Chris: You set Enforcer up for this!
War Eagle: <on the phone> The WWS is a game and Enforcer didn't want to play by the rules, so I changed them! The way I see it, he brought this upon himself! Now just make sure La Mascara gets to the ring!
( War Eagle hangs up )
Chris: I'll put a cell phone call to La Mascara.
Mark: This is all too much! We better just get to our next match and let things calm down.
( The camera cuts to the ring )
Trish Stratusphere (30) Defeats Lil' Lucky (0)
Kitana (40) Defeats Triple X (0)
( Camera switches to ringside )
Chris: Now ladies and gentlemen we'll send it over to Meg who will explain the rules for tonight's Royal Rumble.
( Camera shows Meg in the center of the ring )
Meg: Ladies and gentlemen ... It is now time for the Royal Rumble!
( Crowd cheers )
Meg: Every two minutes a new WWS superstar will enter the ring.
Meg: A WWS superstar can only be eliminated by being thrown over the top and having both feet touch the floor.
Meg: This will continue until only one WWS superstar remains and that superstar will be declared the winner of the WWS Royal Rumble and receive a WWS Championship match immediately following.
Meg: And now... the superstar who drew number ONE....
( Big Uncle Chester's music plays as he enters #1 )
Mark: Oh MY GOD! It's BIG UNCLE CHESTER!
Chris: Yes, and he drew NUMBER ONE!
Mark: I'm sure Dunn had nothing to do with that!
Chris: This Rumble is starting off on the right foot!
Meg: And now the superstar who drew number TWO.....
( “Club Kid” Chris Dunn's music plays as he enters #2 )
Mark: What the hell is this?
Chris: Well, you weren't far off with the Dunn thing, now were ya Markie?
Mark: Dunn has NO right to be in that ring!
Chris: Well, Dunn has been talking a lot of trash about Chester in his absence from the WWS! Maybe this is Chester's prime chance for a little pay back!
( The bell rings as Meg scurries out of the ring )
Chris: Well it's going to be a long night for these two.
Mark: That's if either lasts long enough.
Chris: These guys are two of the toughest guys ANYWHERE!
Chris: Big Uncle Chester is proposing a test of strength to Dunn.
Mark: Dunn is looking to the crowd for support..
Chris: Yeah.. NONE there!
Chris: Dunn and Big Uncle Chester are circling each other.
Mark: How long is this going to go on for? Let's go Chester! Clock him!
Chris: Yeah.. do it for everyone!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
Mark: Wow.. has it been two minutes already?
Chris: I guess so. I wouldn't want to be this guy!
( Johnny Blayze's music plays as he enters #3 )
Chris: This is Johnny Blayze! The very first WWS TV Champion!
Mark: Wasn't he in Club Kid's stable back then?
Chris: I believe so! I wonder if this was Dunn's little plan all along?
Mark: Johnny Blayze has gone right after Chester!
Chris: They're exchanging blows!
Mark: Off the ropes as Chester hits Blayze with a vicious clothesline!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
Mark: Dunn is just hanging out in the empty corner!
Chris: You don't expect him to do any real work here, do you?
( Horn blows )
( Mike Hunt's music plays as he enters #4 )
Mark: Ah.. Mike Hunt!
Chris: Mike Hunt comes down a house of fire.
Mark: Hunt punches Chester down ... drop kick for Blayze!
Chris: Mike Hunt is walking over to Chris Dunn now.
Mark: No doubt Hunt is part of Dunn's plan as well. These are all old timers!
Chris: Oh my GOD! Hunt just tossed Dunn over the top rope!
Mark: A quick night for Chris Dunn!
Chris: It can end just that quickly! I'm sure Dunn didn't even know it was coming!
Mark: Well, it's not like he didn't deserve it!
Mark: Mike Hunt picks up Chester and goes for an Irish whip but Chester reverses it and Hunt goes hard into the turnbuckle!
Chris: Everyone now gains up on Hunt.
Mark: Hunt is resilient and continues to fight back!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
Mark: Okay, who's it gonna be?
Chris: Just relax! We'll know in just a second!
( The Crow's music plays as he enters #5 )
Chris: The Crow joins the fray and goes right after Mike Hunt!
Mark: We all know The Crow was part of Shooters Inc. with Chester!
Chris: Yeah, that's right Mark!
Mark: The outlooks seems pretty bleak for Hunt.
Chris: Now they've got Hunt hanging just outside the ropes, they've almost got him out!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
( Electrifying's music plays as he enters #6 )
Mark: Oh no! Electrifying is another Shooter's Inc. member!
Chris: That's right! Hunt is in trouble!
Mark: Mike Hunt fights his off by raking Chester's face and punching Blayze then manages to slide back in between the ropes.
Chris: Now Electrifying suplexes Johnny Blayze from behind!
Mark: Chester clotheslines Electrifying down and it seem that for the moment at least Mike Hunt is forgotten.
Chris: Well he needs the break anyway. Every man for himself, right Mark?
Mark: That's right Chris! The Crow charges Blayze but Johnny back body drops him right out of the ring!
Chris: Good night to The Crow, better luck next year.
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
( Shotgun's music plays as he enters #7 )
Mark: Shotgun is in and he goes right after Hunt.
Chris: Did you know Shotgun was in the Rumble?
Mark: Nope! But the WWS is always full of surprises!
Chris: Is Hunt really considered that much of threat to win the whole thing?
Mark: Hunt headbutts Electrifying.
Chris: Mike Hunt continues the beating by stomping a mud hole into Electrifying.
Mark: Chester tosses Johnny Blayze over the top rope but Blayze hangs on climbs back in.
Chris: If Big Uncle Chester hadn't turned his back and assumed that he just eliminated Blayze, he could have gotten him!
Mark: Well that's a prime example of what happens when you assume.
Chris: Johnny Blayze makes Big Uncle Chester pay though, as he attacks him from behind!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
( Dirtbike's music plays as he enters #8 )
Mark: Mike Hunt is in the corner choking out Electrifying.
Chris: Shotgun with a enziguri on Big Uncle Chester!
Mark: Now Shotgun walks up and tosses Hunt over the top!
Chris: But Hunt hangs on ... and Chester just eliminated Shotgun from behind!
Mark: You've got to be aware at all times of where everyone is and right there Shotgun just found out why.
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
Mark: This Rumble is INTENSE!
Chris: And we're only up to number 9!!
( Horn blows )
( Beatmosh's music plays as he enters #9 )
Chris: Beatmosh is taking his time getting into the ring.
Mark: See now that's smart, why waste your energy now when there's 21 more participants to go?
Chris: Hunt is still on the apron as Chester and Electrifying are trying to get him to lose his grip.
Mark: Johnny Blayze is taking a break in the opposite corner as Beatmosh enters.
Chris: Beatmosh comes up behind Chester and eliminates him while he was trying to eliminate Mike Hunt.
Mark: Oh my GOD! Beatmosh eliminated Chester!?
Chris: Mike Hunt manages to get back in the ring, Hunt owes a world of thanks to Beatmosh.
Mark: Electrifying now goes right after Blaze as he drives his knee right into Blaze's gut!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
Mark: Here we go again!
Chris: I can't believe Chestier is out!
( Spike's music plays as he enters #10 )
Chris: Hunt now comes up behind Electrifying and applies a sleeper hold!
Mark: What is he thinking? This is the Royal Rumble not a submission match!
Chris: Electrifying carries Mike Hunt over to the corner and ... Electrifying just flipped Hunt right out of the ring!
Mark: Hunt just got what he deserved!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
Mark: What number is this Chris?
Chris: It's number 11. We're not even half way through this thing!
( Ratman's music plays as he enters #11 )
Chris: Things are dying down a bit as most of everyone who's left is pretty tired.
Mark: Spikey immediately attacks Ratman ...
Chris: Spikey and Ratman trade a series of hellacious chops!
Mark: Beatmosh intercedes and gives Spikey and Ratman a double noggin knocker!
Chris: But Beatmosh just turned around and got a boot in the face courtesy of Dirtbike!
Mark: Johnny Blayze is still in this! It's been over 50 minutes!
Chris: Uh.. Mark.. who do you think you are? Jim Ross? It's only been 20 minutes.. but that's still a long time!
Mark: Yeah, I know.. I was only playing!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
( Zanyon's music plays as he enters #12 )
Mark: Blayze is thrown off the ropes by Dirtbike and Spikey ... Johnny Blayze ducks the double clothesline but on the return Dirtbike and Spikey caught him and double hip tossed him out of the ring!
Chris: Well that's it for Johnny Blayze!
Mark: Well it was good seeing him back in a WWS ring!
Chris: Zanyon joins in the fracas by going after Ratman who was already tangled up with Electrifying.
Mark: Now Dirtbike and Spikey are going at it!
Chris: It just reinforces the fact that this is every man for himself!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
Mark: You got that right Chris!
( Horn blows )
( Christian DeMarco's music plays as he enters #13 )
Mark: Christian DeMarco enters and there's a clothesline for Dirtbike and a drop kick for Spikey, Christian DeMarco goes for another clothesline on Beatmosh but he ducked and Electrifying speared him down!
Chris: The action is fast paced all around, I can hardly keep up!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
( Erick the Viking's music plays as he enters #14 )
Chris: Whoa.. here comes Erick the Viking!
Mark: Well, Erick and Zanyon team up and double drop kick Dirtbike right out of the ring!
Chris: A tough break for Dirtbike!
Mark: Beatmosh comes up from behind Zanyon and is trying to toss him out.
Chris: Erick is trying to help Beatmosh as Zanyon hangs on for dear life!
Mark: Electrifying and Ratman are both stomping and choking Christian DeMarco!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
( Masked Enforcer's music plays as he enters #15 )
Chris: We're half way through as Masked Enforcer goes right after Electrifying this allows Christian DeMarco a chance to fight back against Ratman.
Mark: Meanwhile Zanyon just will not go out.
Chris: There is mayhem in the ring!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
( Y2S 'Slash Sabre''s music plays as he enters #16 )
Chris: Electrifying misses a hay maker on Masked Enforcer.
Mark: And Masked Enforcer just belly to belly suplexed Electrifying right out of the ring! Another one bites the dust!
Chris: And while Masked Enforcer was gloating, Y2S came right in and belly to back suplexed him 1 ... 2 ... no 3 times!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
Mark: Here we go again!
Chris: Yes we do! Who will it be!?
( Ringmaster's music plays as he enters #17 )
Mark: Ringmaster goes right to the top rope.
Chris: This is dangerous, doesn't he realize what's at stake?
Mark: Ringmaster lands a flying drop kick into the back of Erick and that finally knocked out Zanyon who was still hanging for dear life!
Chris: The risk paid off!
Mark: Ringmaster now attacks Masked Enforcer but Y2S is unappreciative of the help knocks down Ringmaster.
Chris: There's no love lost between Masked Enforcer and Ringmaster!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
( Reckless' music plays as he enters #18 )
Mark: Well, here's Reckless.. we know this can't be good news for the guys in the ring!
Chris: Erick is back to his feet but Y2S windmill kicks him and Erick's night is done!
Mark: Beatmosh has now been in there the longest of anyone.
Chris: Reckless takes some of the steam right out of Ringmaster with a DDT.
Mark: Y2S tries to suplex Masked Enforcer right out of the ring but Masked Enforcer grabbed the rope and pulled himself back in!
Chris: Ratman puts Spikey in the figure four but that just leave himself open to leg drop by Christian DeMarco!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
( Psycho Kid's music plays as he enters #19 )
Chris: Well that answers the question of whether or not Psycho Kid would make it here tonight!
Mark: Psycho Kid comes in and immediately tries to toss out Ratman but Ratman hangs on and again as Psycho Kid turns his back not realizing Ratman has not been eliminated!
Chris: But Psycho Kid turns around and delivers a boot to Ratman's face while he was still on the apron and Ratman is gone!
Mark: Psycho Kid may have been gone a while, but he's definitely a force to reckon with!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
Mark: We're up to number 20!
Chris: Yes we are! It's getting down to the wire here!
( The Masked Man's music plays as he enters #20 )
Chris: Well, here is The Masked man!
Mark: Wait! He has stopped half way down the ramp!
Chris: Oh, he's taking off his mask! We finally get to see who this guy is!
Mark: Oh NO! It's Stunning Steve!!
Chris: Oh wow! This is unbelievable! More surprises!
Mark: Reckless gives Ringmaster an unprettier.
Chris: I don't think Ringmaster needed the help there!
Mark: Reckless with a choke slam on Ringmaster.
Chris: Reckless goes to pick up Ringmaster but Ringmaster just grabbed Reckless' tights and tossed him out!
Mark: Stunning Steve with a fireman's carry on Beatmosh who's still in there though he hasn't eliminated anyone besides Chester!
Chris: What matters is that he's still alive at this point.
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
Mark: It's that time again!
Chris: For number 21 Mark!
( Horn blows )
( La Mascara's music plays as he enters #21 )
Chris: Here comes La Mascara.. our 'buddy'!
Mark: Isn't he in for Enforcer?
Chris: I guess so!
Mark: Spikey and Y2S are now gaining up on Beatmosh.
Chris: They hip toss him over the top rope but Beatmosh hangs on.
Mark: Spikey misses a big boot and gets crotched on the ropes by Beatmosh.
Chris: Y2S charges but Beatmosh gets out of the way and Spikey is eliminated as Y2S ran into him.
Mark: Now Beatmosh comes up from behind and tosses out Y2S!
Chris: Beatmosh turns around in time for a kick by La Mascara and La Mascara follows up with a power bomb!
Mark: Christian DeMarco goes to the top rope and...
Chris: I can't believe the risks they're taking!
Mark: Christian DeMarco hurricanranas La Mascara right out of the ring.
Chris: And it paid off again!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
Mark: Well so much for La Mascara!
Chris: I would imagine Enforcer would've fared a little better.
Mark: I'm sure he would've.
( Horn blows )
( Perfect Mike's music plays as he enters #22 )
Mark: We're getting down to nitty gritty as Perfect Mike enters.
Chris: Perfect Mike goes after Masked Enforcer.
Mark: Beatmosh is taking on Psycho Kid and Stunning Steve.
Chris: Ringmaster savat kicks Beatmosh down.
Mark: Stunning Steve piledrives Psycho Kid!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
( 'The Evil Jew' Ben Kahn's music plays as he enters #23 )
Chris: Ben Kahn comes right in and tells Stunning Steve to go to the top but why?
Mark: They're going to spike-piledrive Psycho Kid.
Chris: That's an illegal move!
Mark: Anything goes tonight Chris!
Chris: Stunning Steve up top but Psycho Kid reverses the piledriver into a slingshot and catapults Ben Kahn right into Stunning Steve who falls to the outside.
Mark: There's one risk that finally did not pay off as Stunning Steve is history.
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
Mark: So much for Stunning Steve, huh?
( Horn blows )
Chris: He's still unconscious on the floor outside the ring!
( Blood Hunter's music plays as he enters #24 )
Chris: Masked Enforcer is trying to toss out Beatmosh but Beatmosh is still holding on.
Mark: Christian DeMarco now tries to eliminate Masked Enforcer and Beatmosh once again slithers back into the ring.
Chris: Blood Hunter kicks and punches Perfect Mike who was trying to catch a breather.
Mark: Perfect Mike has something though and oh I think ... yes I think he just hit Blood Hunter with some brass knuckles!
Chris: Perfect Mike had the foresight to bring a weapon with him!
Mark: Like I said it's all legal tonight!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
Chris: Stunning Steve is JUST getting up down on the floor!
( Horn blows )
( White Scorpion's music plays as he enters #25 )
Chris: White Scorpion thinks about getting in the ring but first be grabs a chair at ringside!
Mark: He just hit Stunning Steve with the chair! What did Steve ever do?
Chris: Hey.. even after you've been eliminated, it's every man for himself!
Mark: White Scorpion enters the ring and whacks Beatmosh down with the steel chair!
Chris: White Scorpion with a whack for Christian DeMarco and another for Blood Hunter!
Mark: White Scorpion goes for a shot at Perfect Mike who uses his knuckles to punch the chair.
Chris: I don't think that worked out too well as Perfect Mike clutches his hands in agony.
Mark: I wouldn't be surprised if he broke all his fingers.
Chris: Ben Kahn off the ropes but White Scorpion smashes him with the chair as well and Ben Kahn goes flying over the top and to the floor.
Mark: That's it for the Evil Jew!
Chris: It sure is!
Mark: Finally Ringmaster crotches White Scorpion from behind.
Chris: Perfect Mike is still in intense pain as Masked Enforcer tosses him.
Mark: Well the weapon was a good idea but he would have been better served to wait till later to use it.
Chris: Well in his defense you never if there will be a later.
Mark: Good point.
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
( Dark Angel's music plays as he enters #26 )
Mark: Wait a minute! Someone has jumped Dark Angel!
Chris: You know who that is! It's Carnage!
Mark: Is he in the Rumble?
Chris: Well he wasn't announced!
Mark: Well there's action everywhere!
Chris: Psycho Kid has managed to avoid all the weapons so far but he's reaching for the chair that White Scorpion dropped.
Mark: And now Ringmaster and Psycho Kid are fighting over who gets it.
Chris: Carnage has left Dark Angel in the aisle. He enters the ring with a garbage can and whacks both Ringmaster and Psycho Kid with it.
Mark: This is getting out of hand.
Chris: Psycho Kid is coming up behind Blood Hunter but Blood Hunter sees him at the last moment and kicks Psycho Kid in the stomach!
Mark: Psycho Kid whipped off the ropes by Blood Hunter.... BANG! OH MY GOD!
Chris: Oh MY! Stunning Steve just hit Psycho Kid in the back of the head with a steel chair!
Mark: Blood Hunter picks up Psycho Kid and tosses him over the top!
Chris: That's it for Psycho Kid!
Mark: Yeah, but Steve isn't done! He's putting the boots to him outside of the ring!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
( Damian's music plays as he enters #27 )
Mark: Damian has to walk around the EMT's tending to Dark Angel, but he makes his way to the ring.
Chris: The officials have just separated Stunning Steve and Psycho Kid outside the ring! Psycho Kid is going back to the dressing room.
Mark: Carnage swings the garbage can at Masked Enforcer but he dodges, picks up the chair and strikes Carnage down.
Chris: Masked Enforcer is going for another swing but Damian catches the chair from behind takes it away from Masked Enforcer and spears him in the gut with it.
Mark: Carnage then tosses Masked Enforcer out!
Chris: Beatmosh and Christian DeMarco are still in there!
Mark: Nobody else has been able to last that long but those two are still there.
Chris: Wait.. what is this? Stunning Steve is joining us here at the broadcast table!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
Stunning Steve: Hi guys! What a Rumble huh?
Mark: Yeah Steve.. it's something!
( Horn blows )
Chris: Why are you back again Steve?
( John Webber's music plays as he enters #28 )
Stunning Steve: Unfinished business!
Mark: John Webber? Who's this guy?
Stunning Steve: Did you hear me? I said unfinished business!
Chris: He used to be in the fed under another name. You don't recognize him?
Mark: No, who is he?
Stunning Steve: Guys?
Chris: Remember 'The Real' Triple X?
Mark: No, not really....
Stunning Steve: <getting angry> GUYS!?!?!
Chris: Or, when he came back as the Trailer trash guy.. but I think he used John Webber for that one.
Mark: So basically he's a nobody?
Chris: Yeah basically.
Mark: Okay.
( Stunning Steve takes off his headset )
Mark: What are you doing Steve?
( Camera shows Steve getting up from the table )
( Steve hits WWS Mark with the headset, as he flies across the table )
Chris: My GOD Steve! What are you doing?!?!
( Steve puts the headset back on )
Stunning Steve: I'm so sick of you assholes not listening to me!
Chris: Well Steve, we have a Rumble to do here!
Stunning Steve: Well let's do it then!
Chris: John Webber runs right in and picks up the garbage can and hits Damian from behind causing him to drop the chair!
( EMT's are attending to WWS Mark )
Stunning Steve: Blood Hunter clips John Webber's knees out from under him though.
Chris: Beatmosh goes to toss out Ringmaster but he won't go.
Stunning Steve: John Webber with a Russian leg sweep on Ringmaster.
Chris: John Webber picks up Ringmaster into a gorilla press!
Stunning Steve: But Ringmaster wiggles out and Blood Hunter grabs John Webber from behind and throws him out of the ring!
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
( Horn blows )
Chris: So John Webber is eliminated.
Mark: I'm sure we'll all miss him!
Chris: Oh, you're back?
Stunning Steve: Don't fuck with me again Mark!
Mark: Yeah, whatever you say Steve!
( War Eagle's music plays as he enters #29 )
( Eagle is accompanied to the ring by Chris Dunn )
Mark: What is going on here!?
Chris: I don't know, but Dunn is already finished for tonight!
Mark: War Eagle is getting in the ring!
Chris: It looks like Dunn is telling him what to do!
Mark: He is going straight for Christian DeMarco!
Chris: Oh my God.. War Eagle has DeMarco against the ropes, and Dunn is helping him get DeMarco out!
Mark: DeMarco is hanging on..
Chris: They are really pulling at him! Dunn has his head, and Eagle is lifting his legs!
Mark: This doesn't look good, does it?!
Chris: No, it doesn't!
Mark: Carnage has joined War Eagle here in attempting to get.....
Chris: He's OUT! They just eliminated Christian DeMarco!
Mark: This isn't fair! They had NO right!
Stunning Steve: Well that's what DeMarco gets for getting in their way!
Chris: Oh Steve.. shut up! You haven't been in this fed in months!
Mark: War Eagle just eliminated himself, and is returning to the backstage area.
( Steve gets up from the table again )
( Psycho Kid comes from out of nowhere and attacks Steve )
( Crowd counts down ... 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 )
Chris: God, security! Do your damn job!
Mark: This is a crazy event! Remind me to watch the next one from home!
Chris: Be careful what you wish for!
Mark: Why?
Chris: Nevermind.. let's see who drew number 30!
( Horn blows )
( The Showstoppah's music plays as he enters #30 )
Chris: The Showstoppah is the last entrant.
Mark: Yes he is! This is it! Blood Hunter goes right after The Showstoppah with the chair but The Showstoppah boots the chair right back into his own face and The Showstoppah casually tosses Blood Hunter out!
Chris: Finally Steve and Psycho Kid have been removed from the ringside area.
Chris: Carnage tosses The Showstoppah over the top rope but The Showstoppah hangs on and manages to grab Carnage.
Mark: Now Carnage is hanging precariously on the top rope and The Showstoppah finishes the job and pulls Carnage out!
Chris: Now Damian nails The Showstoppah with the chair on his way back through the ropes.
Mark: Damian now body slams Ringmaster as White Scorpion rock bottoms Beatmosh.
Chris: Remember Mark, we're looking at the winner!
Mark: Who?
Chris: I mean he's in the ring now! One of these guys WILL face Cruncher tonight!
Mark: Oh yeah.. right!
Chris: The Showstoppah now pokes White Scorpion in the eyes and powerbombs him ... but NO! White Scorpion reversed it into a hurricanrana and The Showstoppah went flying over the top rope!
Mark: Now Ringmaster gives White Scorpion an inverted atomic drop! Ringmaster is going for another one, no he isn't he's trying to throw White Scorpion over the top rope now!
Chris: But Beatmosh comes up from behind and attempts to toss Ringmaster out and both White Scorpion and Ringmaster are safe.
Mark: We're down to the final four!
Chris: It's Beatmosh, Ringmaster, White Scorpion, and Damian.
Mark: What's this? It's Corky Angle!
Chris: What's he doing here?
Mark: Looks like he's just going to watch.
Chris: Ringmaster and White Scorpion lock up as Beatmosh and Damian also pair off.
Mark: Damian goes for a DDT on Beatmosh but Beatmosh reverses into a back body drop throwing Damian out ... wait Damian still has Beatmosh's foot, Beatmosh is trying to shake him off.
Chris: Ringmaster reverse whips and throws White Scorpion over the ropes where he collides into Damian! Damian lost his grip and both Damian and White Scorpion were eliminated!
Mark: Beatmosh gathers himself back into the ring!
Chris: They're circling each other, this is it the final two, one of these men will be facing Cruncher momentarily for the WWS Championship!
Mark: They lock up ... Beatmosh whips Ringmaster to the ropes, Ringmaster leap frogs a back body drop and pushes Beatmosh to the ropes and ...
Chris: Oh no! Beatmosh fell over the top rope and out of the ring! Corky Angle pulled the rope down! This is a travesty!
Mark: Ringmaster has won it just like that! Ringmaster will get the title shot against Cruncher and it's all because of Corky Angle!!!
Chris: This is just absolutely unfair! It shouldn't count! Corky Angle wasn't in the Rumble!
Meg: The winner of the 2001 Royal Rumble... RINGMASTER!
Winner: Ringmaster
Mark: Well.. it does count! Ringmaster is going on to face Cruncher!
Chris: We're going LIVE.. to Sharon, who's with Cruncher in his dressing room!
( Camera shows Cruncher sitting in his dressing room )
Sharon: Well Cruncher.. Ringmaster is the winner. He's your challenger!
Cruncher: Comments?
Cruncher: I'll give you comments. Ringmaster.. Do you think you will beat me tonight? Because you got through 15 or so people in the Rumble? You can't beat me. You are a bum here in the WWS. You have more recorded losses than ANYONE else.. Doesn't that say something?
Sharon: Well, he did win the Rumble.. that was no easy feat!
Cruncher: Yeah, against a bunch of Lightweights!
Sharon: What about guys like Big Uncle Chester?
Cruncher: Ringmaster never SAW Chester! That bum was gone long before this bum hit the ring! I will beat Ringmaster within an inch of his life..
Sharon: Well.. rumor has it next week.. you might have to face Ben Kahn.. What are your thoughts on that?
Cruncher: My thoughts on Ben Kahn? Ben.. watch the match tonight. If you still want a shot at my title after what I do to Ringmaster.. then you'll get it!
( Cruncher storms out of the dressing room )
Sharon: Strong words by a strong Champion! Back to you guys at ringside!
( Camera shows the broadcast table at ringside )
Mark: This has been an unbelievable event!
Chris: It truly has! It's hard to believe anything will top this!
Mark: Don't forget about Wrestlemania!
Chris: That's right! I'm sure Wrestlemania will be even bigger than the Royal Rumble.. but up next we have the main event! Cruncher is ready!
Mark: It sure seems so!
Chris: The question is.. will Ringmaster be?
Mark: Good point!
Chris: Ringmaster and Cruncher have both been waiting a long time to get their hands on each other again.
Mark: In fact Cruncher's not waiting ...
( Cruncher runs down to the ring )
( Corky Angle joins the broadcast table )
Chris: What are you doing here?
Corky Angle: Is that how your mother taught you to talk to a Special Olympic hero?
Mark: Cruncher attacked Ringmaster while Ringmaster was celebrating his victory.
Chris: It's a good tactic by Cruncher to not let Ringmaster catch his breath.
Mark: Cruncher off the ropes ... but Ringmaster with a drop toe hold ...
Corky Angle: It's amazing that someone like the Ringmaster could win the Royal Rumble in his very first WWS event!
Mark: Corky, Ringmaster is one of the longest standing members of the WWS.
Corky Angle: Really?
Chris: Cruncher gets up but Ringmaster immediately clotheslines him over the top rope and out.
Mark: But this is no longer the Royal Rumble Ringmaster has to pin Cruncher to win the title.
Chris: Ringmaster persues Cruncher outside the ring and atomic drops Cruncher on the steel barricade
( The crowd gasps )
Corky Angle: Now that lacked integrity!
Mark: You do what you have to, to win Corky.
Corky Angle: Well moves like that should be banned!
Chris: Ringmaster now clotheslines Cruncher off the barricade.
Mark: Now Cruncher is starting to fight back and into the crowd they brawl.
Corky Angle: Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought this was supposed to be a "wrestling" match?
Chris: Ringmaster slams Cruncher into a concrete wall.
Corky Angle: Wouldn't it be prudent for them to actually wrestle ... maybe even do it in the ring provided to them?
Mark: Well it appears Cruncher is trying to make his way back to the ring ... but Ringmaster throws Cruncher into the steel steps.
Chris: Ringmaster has picked up the steel steps but Cruncher caught sight of him and kicked them out of his hands.
Mark: Cruncher tries to whip Ringmaster but Ringmaster reverses it and Cruncher eats the post!
Chris: Ringmaster throws Cruncher into the ring.
Corky Angle: Will wonders ever cease?
Chris: Ringmaster stomping Cruncher ... Ringmaster picks up Cruncher but Cruncher reverses it into a jaw breaker.
Mark: Cruncher climbs the second rope and drops an elbow onto a prone Ringmaster!
Corky Angle: Cruncher took a risk there.
Chris: There's an old saying 'I'd rather be lucky than good'.
Corky Angle: I bet some loser said that one, I'm good not lucky ... hell I'm a gold medalist ... how many gold medals does Cruncher have? Notice how I didn't ever bother asking how many gold medals Ringmister has.
Mark: Well I will point out that Cruncher IS the WWS Champion and it's RingMASTER.
Corky Angle: Whatever
Chris: Cruncher now starts working on Ringmaster's knee and applies a figure four around the ring post!
( Crowd cheers )
Mark: Cruncher is starting to show a streak of viciousness here.
Chris: Ringmaster's knee is obviously hurting him?
Mark: Cruncher now picks up a chair.
Corky Angle: Why isn't he being disqualified?
Mark: It's wouldn't be fair to penalize to Ringmaster ... Ringmaster can only win the title by pinning Cruncher.
Chris: But Ringmaster nails Cruncher with the ring bell before he could swing the chair.
( Crowd cheers )
Mark: I don't think Cruncher ever saw Ringmaster pick up the ring bell.
Chris: Now Ringmaster picks up the chair and starts smashing Crunchers knees with it.
Mark: Ringmaster throws Cruncher back into the ring and body slam Cruncher.
Chris: Ringmaster whips Cruncher into the corner and Cruncher hits hard.
Mark: Now Ringmaster hits an elbow of his own off the second rope and immediately goes right back at Cruncher's knee.
Chris: Ringmaster now applies a Boston crab and Cruncher is in agony!
Corky Angle: He should give up now and maybe later he'll get a rematch.
Mark: That's not very good advice.
Corky Angle: And I suppose you would advise him to just wait in that position and hope "luck" intervenes.
Mark: Cruncher won't quit.
Corky Angle: I don't see much else of a choice, it's either quit or have his leg ripped right from his torso.
Chris: Cruncher is trying to make the ropes as the fans cheer him on.
( Crowd claps in support of Cruncher )
Mark: He did it and Ringmaster has to break the hold!
Chris: Cruncher rolls back outside to catch a breather but Ringmaster is right behind.
Mark: Cruncher reverses a whip and sends Ringmaster crashing into the time keepers table.
Chris: Just keep them away from us we've had enough excitement for one night.
Mark: Ringmaster now appears to be bleeding profusely
Chris: Cruncher however doesn't let up and sends Ringmaster into the steel steps.
Corky Angle: I think we've seen one wrestling move so far!
Mark: Ringmaster gets back into the ring.
Chris: Cruncher though chops blocks Ringmaster and goes for a figure four but Ringmaster reverses into a small package 1 ... 2 ... NO! He only got 2!
Mark: Cruncher doesn't give up however and goes right back for the figure four and this time applies it right in the middle of the ring!
Chris: I suppose you think Ringmaster should just give up now?
Corky Angle: Is one belt really worth his career?
Chris: This is the WWS Championship we're talking about, most people never even get a shot, this the richest prize in our business and neither man is about to give it up so easily!
Mark: Ringmaster is dripping blood all over the ring.
Corky Angle: Well he better be the one to clean this up afterwards.
Mark: Will you stop it!
Chris: Cruncher squeezes the figure four and Ringmaster is trapped right in the middle of the ring.
Mark: Ringmaster's knees have to be destroyed by now.
Chris: Ringmaster now trying to reverse it by flipping it over ... Cruncher though is fighting it with all his remaining strength.
Mark: Can he get it over? It's his only chance.
Chris: Cruncher regains control and Ringmaster now has to seriously consider giving up!
Mark: No wait Ringmaster is trying one more time ... Cruncher's fighting it ... he gets him over!
( Crowd goes wild )
Chris: Now it's time to see how much pain Cruncher can take!
Mark: But Cruncher worms his way to the ropes!
Chris: Cruncher is gimping around the ring now but Ringmaster is having trouble even getting up!
Mark: Cruncher stomps away on Ringmaster ... Cruncher goes outside and grabs the chair ...
Chris: What's he going to do?
Mark: Cruncher smashes it into Ringmaster's left knee.
Corky Angle: Man I would want to be Rungmaster tomorrow.
Mark: It's Ringmaster and he's shown more heart and courage tonight than I've ever seen from you.
Corky Angle: Well you obviously weren't watching the 1999 Sepcial Olympics.
Chris: Cruncher is going for a sharp shooter but Ringmaster blocks it and kicks Cruncher into the turnbuckle ... and follows up with a ball shot!
Corky Angle: I suppose that would be a greco-roman ball shot?
Mark: Ringmaster has momentarily turned the tables as smashed Cruncher's head into the turn buckle.
Chris: Ringmaster now lift's Cruncher on top of the turnbuckle ... what's he doing?
Corky Angle: Besides losing you mean?
Mark: Ringmaster superplexes Cruncher!
Chris: Ringmaster continues by choking Cruncher on the bottom rope ... Cruncher though seems to be reaching for something.
Mark: Cruncher grabs the ring bell and swings it backwards into Ringmaster's head.
Chris: Ringmaster is bleeding so much that it has to effecting his eyesight now.
Mark: Cruncher grabs Ringmaster's left leg and whips him down to the ground.
Chris: Now Cruncher once again goes for a sharpshooter ... and this time gets it in!
Mark: Ringmaster's in a lot of pain ... he's screaming as the blood continues to drip down his face.
Chris: Ringmaster is trying to push out with all his remaining strength but it just isn't working.
Mark: The crowd is trying to push him on and Ringmaster is screaming 'NO' to the referee.
( Crowd claps and stomps in support of Ringmaster )
Chris: Ringmaster keeps pushing ... as he inches his way to the ropes ... he reaches out a hand ...
Mark: He got the ropes!
( Crowd goes crazy )
Chris: Wait Cruncher didn't release the hold he just dragged Ringmaster back to the middle of the ring!
( Crowd boos )
Mark: Ringmaster was so close but Cruncher also realizes just how close he is as well.
Chris: Ringmaster again trying to inch his way back to the ropes, hoping against hope.
Mark: Ringmaster needs only another 6 inches ...
Chris: Ringmaster reaches out his hand and it looks like his finger tips are just scratching the ropes but he needs just one more push, just one more ...
( Crowd claps and stomps in support of Ringmaster )
Mark: Ringmaster's and has dropped to the mat ... he needs to find the energy to make one more effort.
Chris: The referee is calling for the bell, it looks like Ringmaster has passed out!
( The bell rings )
Mark: He was so close!
Chris: Cruncher retains in an instant WWS classic!
Meg: The winner of this contest, and STILL WWS Champion, Cruncher!
Cruncher (95) Defeats Ringmaster (95)
Mark: What a spectacular match!
Chris: What a spectacular event!
Corky Angle: I've learned a lot out here tonight!
Mark: Oh yeah? Like what?
Chris: This ought to be good.
Corky Angle: Well, I've learned that Cruncher is incredibly overrated.
Mark: Unbelievable!
Chris: Folks, we're out of time. We'll see you all next week at WWS Raw IS War!
( Camera fades out showing a bloodied passed out Ringmaster )
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